HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
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cutuphalfdead wrote:So I guess Tyrion is Lord of Winterfell now.
Nah yo, they enver consumated. Lady Bolton is.
Good point.

But actually Bran is.
Believed to be dead.
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Mecca wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
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cutuphalfdead wrote:So I guess Tyrion is Lord of Winterfell now.
Nah yo, they enver consumated. Lady Bolton is.
Good point.

But actually Bran is.
Believed to be dead.
But currently heading south.
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either way, a halfman is lord.
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Tyrion's getting screwed. His marriage to Sansa was never consummated and now that Jaime has been booted from the Kingsguard he's the heir to Casterly Rock again.
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Jon and Davos had a great plan to enable a small army to defeat a larger one. Collapsing the centre and attacking the flanks is how Hannibal defeated nearly double his number of Romans at Cannae. Then Jon had to be a hero and fuck it all up.
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Jon is a fucking idiot.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
Pretty much.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
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Zantac Junkie wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
kind of like "oh shit I fell right into his trap, just like Sansa said I would"
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Zantac Junkie wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
kind of like "oh shit I fell right into his trap, just like Sansa said I would"
Yeah, it's the Stark curse.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Zantac Junkie wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:Jon is a fucking idiot.
The look on his face when he was staring down the cavalry charge was worth it, though.
kind of like "oh shit I fell right into his trap, just like Sansa said I would"
"welp... I really shit the bed on this one."
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I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
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theplatypus wrote:I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
I didn't think LV watched GoT
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
I didn't think LV watched GoT
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Kaius wrote:Can't argue with either of those. There is no joy left in that girl.
She seemed to enjoy that last bit. She smiles in the last shot.
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theplatypus wrote:I don't watch this show but here's my friend's review of the last episode that made me laugh
literally combine a couple bad nightmares you had with how your twelve year old self would have written a fantasy battle scene, and then at the end pull your own intestines out of your navel and string them up over an 8mm feed spool and watch that, and you would have a more pleasurable episode of television
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That episode was fuckin awesome
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Kaius wrote:Can't argue with either of those. There is no joy left in that girl.
She seemed to enjoy that last bit. She smiles in the last shot.
Did she? I'll have to rewatch the whole episode tonight.

Just for that final shot.
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I didn't mind that episode. But there were so many things that didn't make sense. Like why in the hell would Rickon run in a straight fucking line? Why wouldn't he duck behind one of the burning pyres? How did all those arrows hit everyone else but not jon?

And I thought Sansa had a problem with Jon's "sit back" trap plan. Not the charge plan. And I imagine if Sansa had the ability to be with the Vale riders within a half an hour, wouldn't she have sent a rider way ahead to you know, let her own army know to sit tight for a second?

And I was an actual giant, I would for sure carry a club or giant stick or something
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@SkitchP wrote:I didn't mind that episode. But there were so many things that didn't make sense. Like why in the hell would Rickon run in a straight fucking line? Why wouldn't he duck behind one of the burning pyres? How did all those arrows hit everyone else but not jon?

And I thought Sansa had a problem with Jon's "sit back" trap plan. Not the charge plan. And I imagine if Sansa had the ability to be with the Vale riders within a half an hour, wouldn't she have sent a rider way ahead to you know, let her own army know to sit tight for a second?

And I was an actual giant, I would for sure carry a club or giant stick or something
I was pissed that the giant wasn't armed with like a fallen tree or some big fuckin rocks
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