The Beautiful Game (The All Inclusive Soccer Thread)

[Bammer]

USA Soccer.

Gritty AF

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Fuck you douchebag

[96583UP]

I really hope the final is Argentina vs. Colombia so I can be stoked whoever wins.

My girlfriend is American and she's already mad at me

USMNT are so pouty and white

they need to strategically siphon off some of the lower-income basketball/football talent pool

e.g. pay for combination basketball hoops/soccer goals in playgrounds

needs to be a better opportunity to recruit the lebron james's of the world from day 1

twinky mcfuckface and his mom's RX350 aren't cutting it

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Thank you for your contribution, someone's douchey second account.

[96583UP]

anytime, ralphie

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I never watched that show. I'm sure your reference is getting a lot of chuckles from the over 45 crowd though.

[jwfocker]

I really hope the final is Argentina vs. Colombia so I can be stoked whoever wins.

My girlfriend is American and she's already mad at me

USMNT are so pouty and white

they need to strategically siphon off some of the lower-income basketball/football talent pool

e.g. pay for combination basketball hoops/soccer goals in playgrounds

needs to be a better opportunity to recruit the lebron james's of the world from day 1

twinky mcfuckface and his mom's RX350 aren't cutting it

What. The. Fuck.

Dont come here in with this bullshit goddamnit. I have a lame fucking job that pays shit and I need this so I can talk soccer. Dont ruin it with some weird NBA, soccer amalgamation concerning social-economic issues that's full of hate and ignorance you 2 inch wonder. The hell is wrong with people? Fuck.

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What's wrong is that is some idiot's second account, trying troll our soccer thread like a fucking loser. Or maybe he really thinks Lebron would be good at soccer, I don't know.

[Bammer]

If you're arguing the fact that America's best athletes don't play soccer, while every other country's best athletes do play soccer, you're doing it wrong.

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Tom Brady, Mike Trout and a 6 foot 8 hgh freak would all be awesome at soccer, you're right.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Fat Shaq might make a good goalie, guys.

[Bammer]

Ah, USMNT and MLS soccer fans. The fanboyest fanboys of them all.


I fully acknowledge that futbollers are great athletes - but the best ones don't play in, or play for, the United States.

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Wtf are you Bammer? Some Eurosnob? It's pretty clear you know next to nothing about the game.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Iceland. Gritty AF.

[dimejinky99]

Ireland lining out a team that has never played together. Against Italy. One of the contenders to win the championship.

What could possibly go wrong?

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I still dont believe in Italy

[E.H. Ruddock]

England is going to have their hands full with Iceland.

[dimejinky99]

I still dont believe in Italy

Italy have their B team on tonight. Saving their big guns for the game against Spain on Monday.

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England is going to have their hands full with Iceland.

Release the Gilfy Siggurson!!

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Do any of the Sigur Ros guys play for Iceland? It's a pretty small country.