A Song Of Ice and Fire (Spoilers for all Published Books)

[epilogue]

Just when you thought YOU were having a shitty day.

[epilogue]

so now everyone's on board with the jaime will eventually kill cersei theory, huh?

I kinda figured a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure now. I'll be surprised if it doesn't happen.

[spike]

if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

[epilogue]

if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

[spike]

if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

oh shit, the white walkers better win.

[epilogue]

if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

oh shit, the white walkers better win.

Then we'll just get a Game of Thrones/Frozen cross over movie. And spin-off tv show. And live "ON ICE" extravaganza.

[spike]

if dany does eventually sit on the iron throne, i'd like GRRM to pen a spinoff book detailing the hilarious struggles of the dothraki assimilating into westerosi culture.

Maybe the can do a whole series of films about it once GRRM inevitably sells Westeros to Disney.

oh shit, the white walkers better win.

Then we'll just get a Game of Thrones/Frozen cross over movie. And spin-off tv show. And live "ON ICE" extravaganza.

http://www.eonline.com/news/776316/cers ... -let-it-go

[BurtReynolds]

goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

[Mecca]

goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

[Norah]

You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

[epilogue]

goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

Bunch of jerks.

[BurtReynolds]

You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

I'm doing the audiobook. The voice actor guy (for all the books) is really good. By this point, he's ran out of accents, though. Areo Hotah and Sandor Clegane sound awfully similar.

[spike]

You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

I'm doing the audiobook. The voice actor guy (for all the books) is really good. By this point, he's ran out of accents, though. Areo Hotah and Sandor Clegane sound awfully similar.

Thats my idea of hell.

[BurtReynolds]

You should just read the combined version.

http://boiledleather.com/post/259025541 ... rder-for-a

I'm doing the audiobook. The voice actor guy (for all the books) is really good. By this point, he's ran out of accents, though. Areo Hotah and Sandor Clegane sound awfully similar.

Thats my idea of hell.

After a lot of resistance, I'm hooked on them now. Good way to pass the workday.

[BurtReynolds]

goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

Well that was a clusterfuck. 34 hours of boredom only to end with a thrilling climax of Samwell talking to some librarians, repeating shit I already know. A perfect ending for the book I guess.

The only redeeming thing about it was the Sparrows, but they were barely in it.

[BurtReynolds]

Be amazed as a fat guy takes a boat ride.

Watch in stunned disbelief as Arya sells clams.

Thrill as an ugly woman roams aimlessly asking passersby if they've seen a girl.

Witness the spine tingling terror of a grown ass woman throwing a temper tantrum over a child (for 500 pages) and get sent to her room.

Claw your eyes out as Littlefinger explains the absurdly complex line of succession of a minor house to a disinterested teenager.

Dorne. Just Dorne.

Fuck you GRRM.

[BurtReynolds]

On to Book 5.

[Mecca]

On to Book 5.

much better

[epilogue]

goddamn this Book 4 is a chore so far.

Yup

Well that was a clusterfuck. 34 hours of boredom only to end with a thrilling climax of Samwell talking to some librarians, repeating shit I already know. A perfect ending for the book I guess.

The only redeeming thing about it was the Sparrows, but they were barely in it.

You're the worst.

[epilogue]

On to Book 5.

much better worse

Exactly. Easily the worst book in the series and the reason why I'm far more invested in the show at this point.