The Worst Songs Of All Time

Other than Pearl Jam, who else is there?
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theplatypus wrote:This is my old best friend from primary school.



I'm... I'm aghast.
Here's his new single. It appears to be getting some airplay.



This is horrendous, but the video is lol because:
1- the singer's hilarious body language
2- my friend doing his darnedest to make button-pressing and knob-turning look super exciting for the camera
3- also throwing invisible hadokens all over the place
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I'm gettin drunk on a plane

Not literally.. that's a real song
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Patman wrote:
stip wrote:
i got bugs wrote: this isnt including country music because that opens a big gigantic brand new can of worms
oh, right

or this one





I live in rural Illinois... I have to hear this bullshit at work, every bar around, the grocery store, any time I go out for dinner, etc. I can't go anywhere without hearing crappy country music.
I live in your area....
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Patman wrote:
stip wrote:
i got bugs wrote: this isnt including country music because that opens a big gigantic brand new can of worms
oh, right

or this one





I live in rural Illinois... I have to hear this bullshit at work, every bar around, the grocery store, any time I go out for dinner, etc. I can't go anywhere without hearing crappy country music.
I live in your area.
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*insert any Garth Brooks tune here...

I maintain he is 100% responsible for the bullshit Bro-Country littering the airwaves these days.
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Let's merge this with Stip's thread
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#2 in the german single charts.
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There's this new song called 7 years by Lukas graham

Once you hear this song the thread will immediately stop
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I'd like to nominate this overplayed piece of shit.
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Pretty bad.
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I really don't mind that song at all. The video is terrible, though.
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Here. I think I found it. The line about Beyoncé's "monkey nigger lips" pretty much sealed it.

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Mike wrote:
#2 in the german single charts.
WHA TTHE FUCK IS THIS
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theplatypus wrote:
Mike wrote:
#2 in the german single charts.
WHA TTHE FUCK IS THIS
Wow. Nana Mouskouri is a whole lot hotter than I remember her being.
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