Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
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Re: Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
Im actually exited about the Justice League movie with Steppenwolf as the main villain.
Im confused because i thought Darkseid was a really good choice, but i guess he will be shown in some capacity.
Im confused because i thought Darkseid was a really good choice, but i guess he will be shown in some capacity.
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Re: Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
i think i'm gonna watch this right now
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Re: Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
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i watched the ultimate edition. this was awesomely theatrical and overblown; i enjoyed it.
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Maybe I will watch it thenspike wrote:i watched the ultimate edition. this was awesomely theatrical and overblown; i enjoyed it.
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tommymtcom wrote:Maybe I will watch it thenspike wrote:i watched the ultimate edition. this was awesomely theatrical and overblown; i enjoyed it.
I was as reluctant as you tommy. I'm glad I watched it. It didn't feel like three hours and was altogether a better film.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
Seems like a pretty even matchup.
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Here's my pitch: reboot Superman, cast Donald Trump as Lex, but don't tell him it's a movie. Let him think he's actually fighting Superman. His natural reactions will be perfect.
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That's awesome!
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Superman: Bowfinger meets Trump
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ALMcParadigm wrote:Here's my pitch: reboot Superman, cast Donald Trump as Lex, but don't tell him it's a movie. Let him think he's actually fighting Superman. His natural reactions will be perfect.
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Re: Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice
3/5 stars. Saw the extended version.
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4:01 is pretty funny when they start outlining Lex's plan.
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Can't wait to get home and rip off that fucking packaging and stick my dick in the dischole
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Can't wait to get home and rip off that fucking packaging and stick my dick in the dischole
I'm excited for you, buddy.
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ALLoathedVermin72 wrote:Can't wait to get home and rip off that fucking packaging and stick my dick in the dischole
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It turns out i mostly just agree with all the complaints and 2/3 of the compliments stated about this movie. Its a mostly decent movie that is sometimes more than dumb enough to be funny (my goodness sand batman moves slowly). Having a huge setup for another movie a third of the way into this, that no one really reacts to cos future message lol, makes most of the rest of this movie (all 3 hours of it) feel oddly perfunctory. Like i guess im sitting through the next 2 hours just to get to that next thing now...?
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My wife just described this as a movie about a menopausal Batman and a Superman who can smell all the farts. A fart joke would have been welcome.
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