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McParadigm wrote:lol
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That Cruz thing was just bizarre.
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I haven't been watching to save my blood pressure, just reading recaps and updates. This shit seems bananas.
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He endorsed the wall, and he teased a "vote for Trump" three or four times, but he never did it. I've never liked Ted Cruz more.
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the 3-point contest component was a nice addition tho
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newt gingrich bout to make drumpf look sane
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McParadigm wrote:lol
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:lol:
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Newt with the immediate direct response to Cruz. Mildly interesting for a moment. Imagine how amazing a contested convention could've been. We missed out.
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Newt says we can win the war on radical Islam guys.
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i am disappointed that there haven't been more riots at this thing
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Newt: Vote Trump or city blocks will be vaporized by nukes.
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Seriously: everybody follow @OnionPolitics on twitter. I can't post their staff fast enough, it's coming in so quickly.
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Simple Torture wrote:I'm sure this is just a bad angle but holy shit is it a bad angle:

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i dont think she has a bad angle
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it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
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Kaius wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:I'm sure this is just a bad angle but holy shit is it a bad angle:

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i dont think she has a bad angle
Oh you mean the NAZI SALUTE
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WHAT NAZI SALUTE???
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Mike Pence: I am a Pedophile, a Pederast, and a Philatelist, in that order
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Top reddit comment re: the Cruz non-endorsement...
Cruz: "I've written a hell of an endorsement for you, buddy."

Trump: "Thanks, Lyin' Ted."

Cruz: "Mmhmm."
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I wish don would have actually kissed pence on the cheek instead of chickening out.
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