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The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread
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Luc Bessons Valerian sounds exciting.
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The new Adam Winegard movie is actually Blair Witch 3. Weird marketing.
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I couldn't get through the King Arthur trailer.
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It looks like they are making King Kong bigger than usual. My guess is for a match up with Godzilla down the line.
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Yeah, that's already been confirmed. 2020, I think. Movie looks cool.bada wrote:It looks like they are making King Kong bigger than usual. My guess is for a match up with Godzilla down the line.
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Direct sequel to the original - I'm intriguedVinylGuy wrote:The new Adam Winegard movie is actually Blair Witch 3. Weird marketing.
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yeah, but i didnt understand why lie about it.." ey this movie is called the woods....NOPE ITS BLAIR WITCH!! HAHA WE ARE SO CLEVER "
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Maybe it just gets more people talking about it
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Blair Witch 2 wasn't bad. Blair Witch 1 was bad.
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I thought maybe the " blair witch franchise" was something they added after they did the movie, but nope, its a proper sequel to the original.
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Blair Witch 1 is the only movie to give me the genuine scaresBurtReynolds wrote:Blair Witch 2 wasn't bad. Blair Witch 1 was bad.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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It was creepy, but once it was over - it was done. Blair Witch stayed with me for a whiletragabigzanda wrote:Only movie ever? Man, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre scared the daylights out of me.Rangi Guy wrote:Blair Witch 1 is the only movie to give me the genuine scaresBurtReynolds wrote:Blair Witch 2 wasn't bad. Blair Witch 1 was bad.
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Fire in the Sky scared me
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I had nightmares for years when I saw this as a kid.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Fire in the Sky scared me
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Thanks a lot, ruddo, now I'm not going to sleep tonight.Simple Torture wrote:I had nightmares for years when I saw this as a kid.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Fire in the Sky scared me
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I haven't even heard of thisE.H. Ruddock wrote:Fire in the Sky scared me
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Save it for when your kid is like 9 if you want to scar her for life.Rangi Guy wrote:I haven't even heard of thisE.H. Ruddock wrote:Fire in the Sky scared me
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Noted!Simple Torture wrote:Save it for when your kid is like 9 if you want to scar her for life.Rangi Guy wrote:I haven't even heard of thisE.H. Ruddock wrote:Fire in the Sky scared me
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