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Re: Election 2016

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Rank the Vermontinites:

Bernie
Dean
Ethan Allen
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96583UP wrote:I hope Howard Dean gives us a "pyaawwhhh!" for old times

that would heal the base
Seems so quaint, looking back, doesn't it?

haha he quoted that speech at the end!

we can close the convention now
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good one, Dean, lol. I wish he had done the actual scream, though. I yelled at the TV, "Do the scream, Dean!"
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He can't hear you, Argo.
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No, Argo, he can hear you. If you yell loud enough. Keep yelling at him.
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This is how I contribute to American democracy. I yell at the TV, I argue with my Republican cousins on Facebook, sometimes I lecture family members about nitty gritty shit I read on Politico, and I vote once or twice a year. I am a patriot.
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Strat wrote:I'm kind of concerned about Burt to be honest.
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12 years ago... geeesh... where does the time go

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zdo5tz/th ... owa-caucus
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Albright now passes the days remotely bombing iraqi villages via a special remote control drone gifted to her by the air force

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I'm a little surprised that Truman has gotten multiples shoutouts tonight.
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Well, that settles that:
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Not for a second do I believe that William J. Clinton met "a" girl in 1971.
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starting with an anecdote about what he does best: perving
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This is the most Bill Clinton speech of all time.
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Simple Torture wrote:Well, that settles that:
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Simple Torture wrote:Not for a second do I believe that William J. Clinton met "a" girl in 1971.
Boy, he started that speech hilariously creepy.
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McParadigm wrote:lol
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Simple Torture wrote:This is the most Bill Clinton speech of all time.
I could listen to Bill Clinton talk all day. He does look like Odo now tho
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McParadigm wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:This is the most Bill Clinton speech of all time.
I could listen to Bill Clinton talk all day. He does look like Odo now tho
Only Chuck Schumer's face has been pulled back farther.
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"so then I was like I got these cigars and this intern and a boner and so I stuck the cigar in the intern's vagina and made her suck my boner."
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