Election 2016

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:27 am

96583UP wrote:"so then I was like I got these cigars and this intern and a boner and so I stuck the cigar in the intern's vagina and made her suck my boner."

There's a footnote hidden away in the Starr report that suggests one of them tossed the other one's salad, too (although it's unclear who was the salad and who was the tongs?).

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:29 am

It's kind of wild to think that Donald Trump is older than Bill Clinton.

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:31 am

Mostly because Trump has looked exactly the same for the last 20 years.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:32 am

I feel like you can tell how much attention people our age paid to government as they grew up by how long they can talk about Bill Clinton's presidency without making sex jokes, and how long they can talk about Dick Cheney without pretending to shoot someone in the face.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:33 am

There are seven Police Academy movies #TypicalClintons

Post by **96583UP** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:34 am

jay leno did not relent on the clinton sex bashing for like 10 years

i blame him

especially now that it's clear that salad tossing was a part of this and he didn't bring that to my attention

Post by **96583UP** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:37 am

no trump tweets for the last 24 minutes

you figure he'd be unloading on Bubba

perhaps he's busy unloading on Ivanka, again

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:38 am

Slick Willy is still one of my favorite presidential nicknames.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:41 am

Charlie Rangel has gotten a bit of screentime/mentions tonight, too.

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:43 am

At 10:42PM eastern, worth wondering (saw this on 538 first): is Clinton going to acknowledge, at any point, how he personally failed Hillary? Would be interesting, since this is such a personal speech.

Post by **96583UP** » Wed July 27, 2016 2:55 am

maybe Chelsea's speech will be about how strong she is as a result of her mother's mentoring in the face of her dad's lack of boner control

Simple Torture · Post by **Simple Torture** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:05 am

Guys. Guys. Guys. Biden is speaking tomorrow.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:06 am

He's the best.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:09 am

Simple Torture wrote:At 10:42PM eastern, worth wondering (saw this on 538 first): is Clinton going to acknowledge, at any point, how he personally failed Hillary? Would be interesting, since this is such a personal speech.

No chance

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:11 am

I think bill was the salad by the way.

Post by **Jorge** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:14 am

Hahaha I loved the sound of the crowd reacting to that quick little slideshow of presidents. The Bill Clinton - George Bush - Barack Obama run was like "YAAAAAAAAAAY booooooooo YAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:35 am

The Argonaut wrote:I voted for the guy, but Bernie is seriously overrated.

the most millennial post of all time

Post by **The Argonaut** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:44 am

spike wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I voted for the guy, but Bernie is seriously overrated.
the most millennial post of all time

why?

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:46 am

The Argonaut wrote:
spike wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I voted for the guy, but Bernie is seriously overrated.
the most millennial post of all time
why?

millennials like to feel the bern and like to call stuff overrated

Post by **The Argonaut** » Wed July 27, 2016 3:48 am

Whenever my father watches a new TV show, he always says the same thing. It doesn't matter if the show is a comedy or a drama. He would say it about Silicon Valley and he would say it about Game of Thrones. He compares it to his favorite show. He always says, "Well, it's no Frasier."
I'm worried that I will spend the rest of my life assessing new politicians but ultimately deciding "He's no Obama."

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