Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

[dimejinky99]

fuuck....fuuuuuuuck....the fuckers right...fuuuuuuck..

its ridiculous to begin with..but get to even halfway...hes right...fuuuuuuuck

[stip]

thats amazing. i hope thats true and wish i didnt watch it


i also hope (as ive said before) that this trilogy starts out with ren killing han and ends with his redemption

[epilogue]

I watched that video about a week ago. I liked the first part. But the longer it went on the more it lost me.

[wease]

i also hope (as ive said before) that this trilogy starts out with ren killing han and ends with his redemption

No fucking way. He killed Han Solo. There is NO redemption from that.

[epilogue]

Team, Stip.

[wease]

Rey isn't a Palpatine. She's Lando's kid. Or Lobot's. I'm sure they were sharing broads all the time.

[dimejinky99]

Guys. Im weeping. Holding my pillow.

She has to be Luke's baby. She can't be a Palpatine. She just can't.

[dimejinky99]

i also hope (as ive said before) that this trilogy starts out with ren killing han and ends with his redemption

No fucking way. He killed Han Solo. There is NO redemption from that.

Apparently one of the Knights attacks Leia and kylo protects her and that's the start of his redemption. Who knows. I'm too busy being upset.

She can't be a Palpatine.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Is Jimmy Smits in this?

[dimejinky99]

Is Jimmy Smits in this?

No. The other one.

[wease]

Smits was killed in the original movie. It made Leia lose her British accent.

[LoathedVermin72]

And so it is.

[stip]

i also hope (as ive said before) that this trilogy starts out with ren killing han and ends with his redemption

No fucking way. He killed Han Solo. There is NO redemption from that.

Apparently one of the Knights attacks Leia and kylo protects her and that's the start of his redemption. Who knows. I'm too busy being upset.

She can't be a Palpatine.

Oh dime, that's such a more interesting story. You'll love it in the end, even if it's a difficult journey. Have faith

[dimejinky99]

Ive got a bad feeling about this.

[wease]

She's not Palpatine's granddaughter. She's a clone of the emperor's hand.

[dimejinky99]

Just watching Jedi wondering.

The emperors retinue when he gets off the shuttle. And we see a couple of them again in his throne room. Any one of them could be his consort. Also any one of them could be Snoke

[epilogue]

She's not Palpatine's granddaughter. Though, it would be a fun way to twist the reveal. You'd spend Ep 8 wondering who her parents are. Then that would be revealed in Act Three. And none of us would know who the fuck those people are. So it would feel like a let down. Errybody'd be all, "Oh. So her parents aren't anyone we know? Okay. I guess. Whatever."

Then we'd all move on and forget about it. And then in Ep 9, they'd drop that her mother or father was the daughter/son of Palpatine and it would be epic. People would lose there shit because they thought the "mystery" was already "solved."

Yeah, I like that.

I hope she's a fucking Palpatine.

[LoathedVermin72]

I also hope she fucks Palpatine.

[epilogue]

Force Ghost Sex is something this franchise desperately needs to explore.

[spike]

Force Ghost Sex is something this franchise desperately needs to explore.

anakin getting kinky with one of his leg stumps