The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Simple Torture]

OMG bitch stop saying "jamily" and "the boys" - it's embarrassing


http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57aa8 ... b403af5349

I'm in the video that's embedded in that article.

[Jorge]

That blog post is atrocious. She says she's a freelance writer but I really hope nobody paid for that.

[CopperTom]

i fucking HATE it when people refer to the band (or any group of people, for that matter) as "the boys".

Ditto

[Simple Torture]

They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.

What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?

I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.

[Jorge]

Bud the saddest part of it all

[Norah]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

[Norah]

This is factually incorrect:

Well, my first response to all of these questions would have to be – “We follow them because they are the greatest band of all time, and they just keep getting better.”

After 25 years of sensational albums and unforgettable tours all over the world, Pearl Jam has aged like a fine wine.

[Simple Torture]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

If you can't articulate why you like Pearl Jam so much beyond saying, "They are great," then you're a bad writer.

[daft twat]

They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.

What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?

I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.

You would have ruined Emily Dickinson.

[Norah]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

If you can't articulate why you like Pearl Jam so much beyond saying, "They are great," then you're a bad writer.

I ctrl+F'd Jamily and it came up 6 times. And only one of them was from the comments.

[Simple Torture]

They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.

What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?

I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.

You would have ruined Emily Dickinson.

There's a certain Slant of light,
Winter Afternoons –
That oppresses, like the Heft
Of Cathedral Tunes –

Emily plz see me after class

[Jorge]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

You cry every time we Tinychat.

[Simple Torture]

I'm embarrassed to be in that article.

[Norah]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

You cry every time we Tinychat.

That's because you're a jerk.

[Iholdthepain]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

I cried in Telluride, so

[Norah]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

I cried in Telluride, so

You're a fucking tool.

[Iholdthepain]

They didn’t flow just because 2 epic Pearl Jam shows were over - but because the entire experience was over – the excitement and anticipation of the shows, the excitement of being in Boston, the excitement of being in my favorite ball park – Fenway – witnessing history as “the boys” played the venue for the first time.

What the hell is going on with the dashes in this paragraph?

I read and grade writing just like this for a living, folks. Have pity on me.

Sounds like you need to do a better job teaching your kiddos...

Spoiler: show

j/k - teaching is the greatest job in the world!

[Iholdthepain]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

I cried in Telluride, so

You're a fucking tool.

You are a heartless basturd... and a FatFace!

[Jorge]

Damn.

[E.H. Ruddock]

If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.

I cried in Telluride, so

You're a fucking tool.

You are a heartless basturd... and a FatFace!

Peculiar capitalization there