The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so :finger:
You're a fucking tool.
You are a heartless basturd... and a FatFace!
Peculiar capitalization there
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so :finger:
You're a fucking tool.
You are a heartless basturd... and a FatFace!
Peculiar capitalization there
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I'd consider forfeiting my very respectable 10C number in exchange for a guarantee that nobody I know in real life ever reads that article (or one similar) and associates me with the content.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so :finger:
You're a fucking tool.
eat shit and die you cold hearted fuck
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Strat wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Iholdthepain wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:If you cry at the end of a concert you're a fucking tool.
I cried in Telluride, so :finger:
You're a fucking tool.
eat shit and die you cold hearted fuck
Congrats, you've done it, you've drawn out Strat's inner asshole. We all knew his bro-ness was of the aggro variety.
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Bammer wrote:Strat's inner asshole.
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sorry. i was in the middle of jerking off when i read that post.
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cutuphalfdead wrote::li:
so THAT's what you've got stuffed inside those giant cheeks of yours...

Maybe try swallowing.
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Strat wrote:sorry. i was in the middle of jerking off when i read that post.
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McParadigm wrote:
Bammer wrote:Strat's inner asshole.
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If he took yoga more seriously, he would be able to su k his own di k by now.
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CopperTom wrote:If he took yoga more seriously, he would be able to su k his own di k by now.
How do we know he can't?
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
CopperTom wrote:If he took yoga more seriously, he would be able to su k his own di k by now.
How do we know he can't?
If you were able to su k your own di k, would you ever je k off?
emanon wrote:I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.
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I wouldn't want to risk blowing a hot load in my face.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I wouldn't want to risk blowing a hot load in my face.
It ain't no thing.
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Watching some videos from Wrigley last night and here's one I kept hearing: the people who start singing songs before the songs start to prove they know which one is coming. E.g., Stone walks up to his mic and starts strumming a few chords to get in tune, and people start singing the chorus to "Don't Gimme No Lip."
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Simple Torture wrote:Watching some videos from Wrigley last night and here's one I kept hearing: the people who start singing songs before the songs start to prove they know which one is coming. E.g., Stone walks up to his mic and starts strumming a few chords to get in tune, and people start singing the chorus to "Don't Gimme No Lip."
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