2016 NFL Season

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Who will WIN Super Bowl LI?

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hmm
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Self wrote:What about whiskey? I think she deserves credit, too.
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I don't need this.
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I'm so sorry. I ruined everything.
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An ex military guy I'm friends with on Facebook just said that Kaepernick looks like a terrorist with shoulder pads on. Him and Colin should get together and hate fuck each other or something.
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The Cowboys are so lucky that Romo got hurt again. Just GTFO and let Prescott get the reps.
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Bammer wrote:The Cowboys are so lucky that Romo got hurt again. Just GTFO and let Prescott get the reps.
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Colin Kaepernick signed a 6 year, $114,000,000 contract with the San Francisco 49ers, including a $12,328,766 signing bonus, $61,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $19,000,000. In 2016, Kaepernick will earn a base salary of $11,900,000, a roster bonus of $2,000,000 and a workout bonus of $400,000. Kaepernick has a cap hit of $15,890,753 while his dead money value is $19,697,260.
"Regardless of politics or not, he has a very, very big uphill battle to make this team," Glazer reported, via Pro Football Talk. "I'd be shocked if he's on the 49ers by the time this season ends. It has nothing to do with political views whatsoever. He lost a ton of weight this offseason, had three surgeries, couldn't work out, lost that double threat, that size-speed ratio. No political views, he just hasn't been effective. He's regressing as a player. I'd be shocked if he's on this roster by the end of this year. He may not be on it in the next two weeks."
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Welp. RIP Vikings.

Season over before it started? Teddy Bridgewater went down in practice today. Ambulance on the scene.
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they can have mark sanchez...
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can we get Favre back?
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Strat wrote:Welp. RIP Vikings.

Season over before it started? Teddy Bridgewater went down in practice today. Ambulance on the scene.

Ahhh... Damn. Sorry Strat. Hope they find a good interim.
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Saw a report that its most likely a dislocated knee. ouch.

just assume he's out for at least half the season.
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Fuck this bothers me. Im not sure if experiencing this level of disappointment is better or worse at the end of the beginning of the season.
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Just think of it as a suspension for heating up balls on the sideline.
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Maybe they can sign Matt Cassel again?
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verb_to_trust wrote:Maybe they can sign Matt Cassel again?
Titans already got him.
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Green Habit wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Maybe they can sign Matt Cassel again?
Titans already got him.
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That sucks for Teddy. He seems like one of the good guys.
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