Spider-Man: Homecoming (7/28/2017)

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I have no doubt she'll be good in the role but it'll take some time to get used to. I shouldn't want to have sex with Aunt May.
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i got bugs wrote:Pretty pumped he's Peter n not the Mexican kid

I hope they take the time to show how he became spider man, my memory's foggy
It would be great if they take 2/3 of the movie before we even see Peter in full Spidey costume. I like a long dramatic slow build to my superhero movies.
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theplatypus wrote:I have no doubt she'll be good in the role but it'll take some time to get used to. I shouldn't want to have sex with Aunt May.
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what a woman.
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Too bad she likes short, stocky, slow-witted, bald men.
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theplatypus wrote:I have no doubt she'll be good in the role but it'll take some time to get used to. I shouldn't want to have sex with Aunt May.
Sounds like you've been reading comics wrong.
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Strat wrote:what a woman.
It's like I'm looking at her bare t*ts
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:what a woman.
It's like I'm looking at her bare t*ts
Bear tits?

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McParadigm wrote:lol
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Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I have no doubt she'll be good in the role but it'll take some time to get used to. I shouldn't want to have sex with Aunt May.
Sounds like you've been reading comics wrong.
I haven't really been reading comics. Is Aunt May super sexy in the comics now?
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theplatypus wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I have no doubt she'll be good in the role but it'll take some time to get used to. I shouldn't want to have sex with Aunt May.
Sounds like you've been reading comics wrong.
I haven't really been reading comics. Is Aunt May super sexy in the comics now?
You tell me:

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Damn
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I think that's even the same dress.
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I posted a pic of a butt in the game of thrones thread and got a talking too at least things are consistent around here.
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My kids are watching Spider-Man 3. Oh my god, was it really this bad? Are we sure they didn't add all this horrible shit in later for the DVD? I can't believe anyone ever made another spiderman movie.
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CopperTom wrote:Too bad she likes short, stocky, slow-witted, bald men.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

And yes, Spider Man 3 is fucking terrible. I still feel like I should apologize to my Ex for dragging her to that AND X-Men 3 in the same summer. Hmmm prob was the beginning of the end for that one...
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Which one is spiderman 3? There are like 3 different spiderman trilogy's within the past 5 years.
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Strat wrote:Which one is spiderman 3? There are like 3 different spiderman trilogy's within the past 5 years.
There is only one Spider Man 3.
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Oh. When he saunters down the street like a pimp? Lol. Yea thats bad.
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After Spidey 2, every one of Spidey movies were terrible.
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