Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[dimejinky99]

I listened to the two on FA, and will hit the rest up ASAP. What a wonderful series, Dime. DcT, you would love this

Thought you might like it:)

Agreed. DCT needs to hear this.

[epilogue]

Right on. I'll check this out when I get a chance.

[dimejinky99]

Effects reel is cool

[dimejinky99]

This one panel from the latest issue of the force awakens comic adds a lot. Shows Reys Force vision and Yoda&Ben in shadow and Ben saying 'you will be tempted but you can learn. The force will be with you....the dark side .. the Jedi... you will do it alone.'

Wtf??? That throws a lot of theories up in the air.

[LoathedVermin72]

Luke burned it on Endor, Ruddo.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Luke burned it on Endor, Ruddo.

I forgot about that and delete my post before i thought anybody saw it.

[dimejinky99]

Now I'm intrigued

[epilogue]

Star Wars was really just a quest for Luke's balls.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/star-wars-q ... an-theory/

[stip]

This is primarily focused as much on the disney takeover, the attempts to rethink the prequels, and ring theory as it is about Force Awakens .

[dimejinky99]

Watching this now stip. this guys just angry. I get some of it but the rest of it isn't great.

I do imagine this is LV's voice though.

[LoathedVermin72]

How fucking dare you you piece of shit

[dimejinky99]

How fucking dare you you piece of shit

I sense much anger in you

[McParadigm]

Oh dime

[McParadigm]

I think he completely misses what the Force Awakens did poorly, but his alternative story about an hour and ten minutes in is ten times more interesting than the one we got.

[stip]

Watching this now stip. this guys just angry. I get some of it but the rest of it isn't great.

I do imagine this is LV's voice though.

It's not his best work. It's hard to do this kind of review when you like the movie

[McParadigm]

Yeah, not his best. But we all slip up sometime when trying to be funny.

I had the idea the other day that since Weird Al started doing parody songs for kids, he should now be doing song parodies for middle aged geezers. Songs like "I still can't recall what I came in here looking for," Sleep Type Thing, and "we had joy we had fun we had seasons in oh what was that place what was it what was it you remember that place with the umbrellas what was it anyway it was fun."

And for a little while I thought that was funny.

[stip]

your first mistake was thinking of the song without also thinking of the video

[dimejinky99]

We all have ideas about how things could be better but hindsight n all that.

I ask think he liked it a lot more than he was letting on.

[Simple Torture]

I ask think he liked it a lot more than he was letting on.

If you watch his review from the day the film was released, that's quite obvious. He says, "I loved it," with a bit of a smirk, which seems to suggest he was into it despite its flaws (like many of us). He's in character for this video, so obviously the snark level is quite a bit higher.

[stip]

although it followed the unfortunate diversity section, i laughed out loud during the gay character montage