Election 2016

[B]

If someone says they are not sick when they have previously been diagnosed by doctors as being ill, in what delusional universe would you have to reside in to not comprehend that this is a lie, you troglodyte?

Previous diagnosis is not the same as current illness. I mean, it could be, but maybe she woke up, took some DayQuil and felt pretty good.

[BurtReynolds]

If someone says they are not sick when they have previously been diagnosed by doctors as being ill, in what delusional universe would you have to reside in to not comprehend that this is a lie, you troglodyte?

Previous diagnosis is not the same as current illness. I mean, it could be, but maybe she woke up, took some DayQuil and felt pretty good.

I could believe that, except that she was apparently diagnosed, said she was fine, then collapsed, then said she was fine again, then cancelled all her events, meanwhile media outlets and celebrity pals are laughing the whole issue off as if she couldn't possibly be sick until it becomes obvious she is. Now they are saying she is a "badass." lol

This is precisely how you help Trump gain in polls. Just take a week off already. I doubt another fundraiser with Barbara Streisand is really going to make a difference. Is either candidate that hard up for cash?

[Bi_3]

#ReBern

[verb_to_trust]

Anyone who can't acknowledge the possibility of Hillary's puppet masters lying about the pneumonia, which would conveniently explain away other symptoms this broken down hag has been displaying in public....
is pretty fucking simple.

[McParadigm]

Anyone who can't acknowledge the possibility of Hillary's puppet masters lying about the pneumonia, which would conveniently explain away other symptoms this broken down hag has been displaying in public....
is pretty fucking simple.

Well, if we've learned anything in the last 6 months, it's that America has no business trying to hold to a democracy. We've just strayed to far from the temperament and intellectual upkeep necessary to maintain it.

[BurtReynolds]

I read somewhere that republics only tend to last around 200 years. We're past our expiration date.

[verb_to_trust]

That ship sailed a long time ago don't you think?

[tommymtcom]

Hilary seriously just needs to stop fucking lying about EVERYTHING. This election is 100% hers to lose.

[Bi_3]

Hilary seriously just needs to stop fucking lying about EVERYTHING. This election is 100% hers to lose.

Yup.

[Kaius]

Hilary seriously just needs to stop fucking lying about EVERYTHING. This election is 100% hers to lose.

Yup.

This is what I told my staunch Hillary or death by Trump Aunt yesterday.

[Kaius]

"What wonderful choice we've been allowed!"

Maybe it isn't, I don't know. It's true in the sense that about 9% of registered voters in the country are responsible for the selection of the two major party candidates, but I took it in a more conspiratorial way. Maybe I read too much into the sentence. I do that sometimes.

I think it was solely a jaded remark on the quality of our selections, and not conspiratorial, but that's just how I took it.

Take it how you like.

You're doing the lords work in here, pal.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Hilary seriously just needs to stop fucking lying about EVERYTHING. This election is 100% hers to lose.

That woman died, Tommy

[96583UP]

i am surprised these candidates aren't sick constantly

long, stressful hours

always in new places exposed to new germs

constantly shaking hands, shouting, coughing, spraying

consuming the blood of the destitute 3 meals a day in order to sustain their demonic strength

[B]

If someone says they are not sick when they have previously been diagnosed by doctors as being ill, in what delusional universe would you have to reside in to not comprehend that this is a lie, you troglodyte?

Previous diagnosis is not the same as current illness. I mean, it could be, but maybe she woke up, took some DayQuil and felt pretty good.

I could believe that, except that she was apparently diagnosed, said she was fine, then collapsed, then said she was fine again, then cancelled all her events, meanwhile media outlets and celebrity pals are laughing the whole issue off as if she couldn't possibly be sick until it becomes obvious she is. Now they are saying she is a "badass." lol

This is precisely how you help Trump gain in polls. Just take a week off already. I doubt another fundraiser with Barbara Streisand is really going to make a difference. Is either candidate that hard up for cash?

While I certainly think her campaign staff should have been telling her that, that's now how I act when I'm sick.

"I'm OK. I'll be in. I just need a few minutes."
Get up, get showered. Get dressed. Fall asleep on the bed.
"Sorry, I'm still late. I just needed another minute. I'm fine now."
Take some excedrin. Drive halfway to work. Stop at a McDonald's for a coffee. Stop in the lot to wait out the headache. Fall asleep.
"OK. I took a nap. I can do this."
My coworkers ...

[LoathedVermin72]

i am surprised these candidates aren't sick constantly

long, stressful hours

always in new places exposed to new germs

constantly shaking hands, shouting, coughing, spraying

consuming the blood of the destitute 3 meals a day in order to sustain their demonic strength

[Bi_3]

If someone says they are not sick when they have previously been diagnosed by doctors as being ill, in what delusional universe would you have to reside in to not comprehend that this is a lie, you troglodyte?

Previous diagnosis is not the same as current illness. I mean, it could be, but maybe she woke up, took some DayQuil and felt pretty good.

I could believe that, except that she was apparently diagnosed, said she was fine, then collapsed, then said she was fine again, then cancelled all her events, meanwhile media outlets and celebrity pals are laughing the whole issue off as if she couldn't possibly be sick until it becomes obvious she is. Now they are saying she is a "badass." lol

This is precisely how you help Trump gain in polls. Just take a week off already. I doubt another fundraiser with Barbara Streisand is really going to make a difference. Is either candidate that hard up for cash?

While I certainly think her campaign staff should have been telling her that, that's now how I act when I'm sick.

"I'm OK. I'll be in. I just need a few minutes."
Get up, get showered. Get dressed. Fall asleep on the bed.
"Sorry, I'm still late. I just needed another minute. I'm fine now."
Take some excedrin. Drive halfway to work. Stop at a McDonald's for a coffee. Stop in the lot to wait out the headache. Fall asleep.
"OK. I took a nap. I can do this."
My coworkers ...

B, that sounds like every Post-CoEd kickball Wednesday morning from my 20s. Wait, can I be promoted to Secretary of State now?

[bart]

I'm really surprised at some of you. If there's one thing the Clintons have earned after all these years, it's our trust!

[Strat]

Ah forget it. Ya Burt!!

[tommymtcom]

Hillary Clinton has a page on her website dedicated to smearing a 4chan meme. The media is going crazy over pepe the frog. America has officially jumped the shark.

[bune]

We jumped that shark a few months ago, right now we're just enjoying the fall.