The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

hi vinylguy...i was wondering where you stood on this gosling/hardy discussion?

Ey Len!

Well, why pick one? they are both great. BUT....Tom Hardy...i mean, he is the only celebrity i know who played a masked villain and didnt take the fuckin mask ( do you understand fuckin will smith??).

Hardy rules.

hi, buddy....i guess myself and ruddo are the only ones who feel this way about gosling

[LoathedVermin72]

Steven Seagal finally agreed to do an Expendables movie and that makes me very happy. Also, I am glad they are making more Expendables movies.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Steven Seagal finally agreed to do an Expendables movie and that makes me very happy. Also, I am glad they are making more Expendables movies.

Yeah same

[epilogue]

Steven Seagal finally agreed to do an Expendables movie and that makes me very happy. Also, I am glad they are making more Expendables movies.

Yeah same

I never understood his appeal. And I've never seen any of the Expendables movies. Though, I do understand their appeal.

[VinylGuy]

Steven Seagal finally agreed to do an Expendables movie and that makes me very happy. Also, I am glad they are making more Expendables movies.

Really? He didnt want to make one?

[Kaius]

Seagal is a hack.

[Jorge]

But he moves really slowly, squints menacingly, has zero charisma or acting chops, and is by all accounts a scumbag and scam artist. How could you not love him?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

I love him up until like 1998. And he still had a few gems after that (Urban Justice is batshit and wonderful). I think he had a lot of charisma in his early roles.

[Jorge]

But he moves really slowly, squints menacingly, has zero charisma or acting chops, and is by all accounts a scumbag and scam artist. How could you not love him?

Unpack me for this you weirdo

[LoathedVermin72]

But he moves really slowly, squints menacingly, has zero charisma or acting chops, and is by all accounts a scumbag and scam artist. How could you not love him?

Unpack me for this you weirdo

Now I'm just imagining trag carrying Jorge around in a suitcase

[Jorge]

THIS* for ME*

[Rangi Guy]

Cannot wait!

[epilogue]

"From the martial arts team behind X-Men."

[Jorge]

Don't Breathe looks cool. anyone seen that one?

They are marketing a twist that "will have people still talking about it on Monday".

There was a twist, but I'll probably be done talking about it on Monday. Super tense movie. There were some common horror tropes, and I was making jokes for a while, but eventually I was just sitting there with my muscles clenched.

Spoiler: show

I almost expected the dog to show up at the airport

Some good stuff in that movie. Shame about the shitty writing. The line about how "a man can do anything once he accepts there is no God", lol.

[VinylGuy]

Don't Breathe looks cool. anyone seen that one?

They are marketing a twist that "will have people still talking about it on Monday".

There was a twist, but I'll probably be done talking about it on Monday. Super tense movie. There were some common horror tropes, and I was making jokes for a while, but eventually I was just sitting there with my muscles clenched.

Spoiler: show

I almost expected the dog to show up at the airport

Some good stuff in that movie. Shame about the shitty writing. The line about how "a man can do anything once he accepts there is no God", lol.

Yeah, i had fun and its a super well made movie. But those lines my gosh....and it was a little too long.

[VinylGuy]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

looks fun...plus cage and dafoe? yeah i'm in

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

Collider ranked Tim Burton's films, and pretty poorly at that:

http://collider.com/tim-burton-movies-r ... t-to-best/

The top three looks right.