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dimejinky99 wrote:Are you guys reading trump is placing some woman that bill had an affair with, in the front row?


Is he really that bad? It could only go in hillarys favour if he actually does that. Such a cheap crappy thing to do
now that kinda shit is hilarious. I salute him if he does. The more this resembles a WWE pay-per-view, the better it will be.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Are you guys reading trump is placing some woman that bill had an affair with, in the front row?


Is he really that bad? It could only go in hillarys favour if he actually does that. Such a cheap crappy thing to do
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Clinton's camp has confirmed that they would invite billionaire Mark Cuban, a Trump antagonist, to the debate.
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what are the monday night football ratings going to be?
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Speaking on CNN Sunday morning, Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said Flowers will not attend the debate as part of the Trump campaign.

“We have not invited her formally, and we do not expect her to be there as a guest of the Trump campaign,” Conway told CNN’s Jake Tapper.
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doug rr wrote:what are the monday night football ratings going to be?
Falcons vs. Saints, so the deep south won't be watching, along with many others. Who does this help?
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doug rr wrote:what are the monday night football ratings going to be?
Falcons vs. Saints, so the deep south won't be watching, along with many others. Who does this help?
i'm pretty sure the deep south has already made up their minds..
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She knowingly slept with a married man.

Why would she make a tramp out of herself a second time on a global scale?

That said I won't be at all surprised if she does.
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Your Catholic is showing.
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dimejinky99 wrote:She knowingly slept with a married man.

Why would she make a tramp out of herself a second time on a global scale?

That said I won't be at all surprised if she does.
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This blows my mind, and scares me enough that I won't be watching the debates live. I'm too nervous. I'm too offended.

If you cut it down to Dick Cheney vs Donald Trump, I would vote Dick Cheney. If it was Donald Trump vs The Nothing, I would put a The Nothing sticker on my bumper.
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McParadigm wrote:
This blows my mind, and scares me enough that I won't be watching the debates live. I'm too nervous. I'm too offended.

If you cut it down to Dick Cheney vs Donald Trump, I would vote Dick Cheney. If it was Donald Trump vs The Nothing, I would put a The Nothing sticker on my bumper.
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Full disclosure though: I've given to the Nothing Foundation
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Artax did NOT have it coming!
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Central planks of The Nothing's 2016 platform:

-The Crooked Childlike Empress must be stopped at all costs; can you imagine a face like that in the White House?

-When the Web of Ygramul the Many sends its luckdragons to us, it's not sending the good ones; they're murderers, they're rapists, they're rockbiters, they're really sad, really.

-Gmork has a 95% approval rating among the other Servants of the Nothing, which is just amazing. You've got to be doing something right to get an approval rating like that. He's way more of a leader than Gluckuk, who only has a 46% approval rating among other racing snail drivers!

-The Nothing will be the law and order candidate--are you tired of Ancient Ones like Morla the giant turtle guarding secrets about the location of the Southern Oracle? We've got to stop being so politically correct and start profiling, but we'll do it smart. We are going to stop and frisk any reptile, amphibian, or fungi that could be keeping a powerful secret.
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Simple Torture wrote:Central planks of The Nothing's 2016 platform:

-The Crooked Childlike Empress must be stopped at all costs; can you imagine a face like that in the White House?

Well, the lamestream media does cover for her. Her name isn't " ........... ", it's " ........... HUSSEIN ........... - ........... ", and her reliance on outsourcing critical infrastructure tasks to child laborers from other lands should raise red flags across the political spectrum.
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Are there really any undecided voters in this election? Will these debates change anyone's minds?
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