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List your favorite God Damn breads

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Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
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durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
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spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
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spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
Oh heavens! Do people eat the food on a plane?
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rye bread and oat bread. Those are my two favorite breads.

Oh and banana.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
Oh heavens! Do people eat the food on a plane?
Every last bit. That's like, $0.50 of my ticket price right there
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The wife suggested she'd be making banana bread today.
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ABNorman wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
Oh heavens! Do people eat the food on a plane?
Every last bit. That's like, $0.50 of my ticket price right there
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Tiger/Giraffe bread is pretty legit. I like to get a freshly made, soft white loaf, crack it open, smoosh its insides into a big ball of dough and nibble on the dough, then finish off with the crust.

Also banana bread and corn bread.
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tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
Also, you can't eat it with a wide variety of foods.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
Also, you can't eat it with a wide variety of foods.
Not with THAT attitude.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
Also, you can't eat it with a wide variety of foods.
Untrue. Non-Asian soups, BBQ, and eggs all benefit from the inclusion of cornbread. Other fare, like steak or whatever you may find at a typical cookout, are elevated by a side of cornbread.
Right but you're excluding so many kinds of food, man. That's what I'm saying. And really a good biscuit is gonna go better with most of the foods you mentioned, anyway. Corn bread is outstanding, there's no denying that. But it can't be best because it's too limited.
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