MLB

[lennytheweedwhacker]

darn you, hunter pence

[doug rr]

darn you, hunter pence

he was looking for a slider, lenny

[verb_to_trust]

Why can none of these teams score?

Oh, gee, I dunno: good pitching, maybe?

So it's just that simple huh?

Yeah, it's as simple as acquiring young, talented players and and grooming them for years to be top-of-the-rotation guys.

The Boys of Winter should be able to push a few runs across the plate.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

darn you, hunter pence

he was looking for a slider, lenny

he can get those at applebees

[Simple Torture]

I'm tapping out after Bumgarner's snag. I hope they're in inning 25 when I wake up in the morning!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm tapping out after Bumgarner's snag. I hope they're in inning 25 when I wake up in the morning!

goodnight

[spike]

between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

i bet they're all great guys though

[doug rr]

between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

i have Syndergaard hair

[spike]

between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

i have Syndergaard hair

anything's better than a white guy jheri curl

[lennytheweedwhacker]

wake up, simple torture

[doug rr]

poor, crabby mets fans

[Stardog Champion]

Fucking Familia.

[spike]

#evenyearmagic

[Stardog Champion]

Tough loss, but I can't hate the Mets' year. Didn't look like they'd even get this far for a significant portion of the season. Time to start collecting donations to pay Cespedes.

[Simple Torture]

Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

[Norah]

Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

What did I miss? I was out for dinner and didn't sit down in front of the TV until buzzcut's dinger.

[Simple Torture]

Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

I'm worried because this line of conversation made me agree with Cal Ripken.

[Simple Torture]

Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

What did I miss? I was out for dinner and didn't sit down in front of the TV until buzzcut's dinger.

Chisenhall tried to stretch a single into a double, and he came up off the bag after sliding. Called out after a replay. The two goons in the booth both tried to argue that that's not "the spirit of replay" if you come an inch off the bag. Ripken was like, 'Uh, what's the reason for having a bag if you come off of it?'

[Norah]

Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

What did I miss? I was out for dinner and didn't sit down in front of the TV until buzzcut's dinger.

Chisenhall tried to stretch a single into a double, and he came up off the bag after sliding. Called out after a replay. The two goons in the booth both tried to argue that that's not "the spirit of replay" if you come an inch off the bag. Ripken was like, 'Uh, what's the reason for having a bag if you come off of it?'

oh boy