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Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Raise your hand if you DIDN'T see that coming.
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Can't wait to see how republican pols handle this new reassurance that the sex predator stuff is only going to get worse.

God bless Paul Ryan for issuing a statement about Christianity right before this came out.
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theplatypus wrote:
One wonderful irony of this election is that Bill Clinton probably thought electing Hillary would be a kind of affirmation of his legacy. But what will really happen is that we will look at his frankly despicable conduct with women through more enlightened, and appropriately less forgiving eyes and the opposite will happen.
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There are going to be two articles per day like this until election day:
In a phone interview on Tuesday night, a highly agitated Mr. Trump denied every one of the women’s claims.

“None of this ever took place,” said Mr. Trump, who began shouting at The Times reporter who was questioning him. He said that The Times was making up the allegations to hurt him and that he would sue the news organization if it reported them.

“You are a disgusting human being,” he told the reporter as she questioned him about the women’s claims.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/us/po ... -news&_r=0
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Video from 1992, Trump talking about a 10-year-old girl: "I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?”

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-uneart ... -10-years/
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I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
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theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
"Who's this human bass character? Are you willing to denounce the way he talks about women?"
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theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.

I've been thinking something along these lines recently... what seemingly innocuous thing have I done that would destroy me if I became famous.


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Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
"Who's this human bass character? Are you willing to denounce the way he talks about women?"
In last night's debate, on multiple occasions he responded by simply saying "the answer might surprise you", and then slowly walked backward until he disappeared behind the curtain draping the rear of the stage.
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Bi_3 wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
I've been thinking something along these lines recently... what seemingly innocuous thing have I done that would destroy me if I became famous.
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theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
"You've been accused of 'classic b' 34 times. Care to comment?"
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Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
"You've been accused of 'classic b' 34 times. Care to comment?"
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In the near future, the only electable people will be Mormons. They are always so nice and boring.
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Great, we're doomed to a Tagg Romney administration.
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Spending far too much time tonight looking up Captain Ahab quotes that sound like Trump.
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ohmygod please sue the new york times
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@costareports wrote:A lawsuit is being drafted now by Trump against the NYT. Very possible it could be announced tonight, though discussions ongoing.
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damn you mcparadigm
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cutuphalfdead wrote:damn you mcparadigm
You beat me sir

My mic was working and everything
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