Election 2016
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Re: Election 2016
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Re: Election 2016
Raise your hand if you DIDN'T see that coming.
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- McParadigm
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Re: Election 2016
Can't wait to see how republican pols handle this new reassurance that the sex predator stuff is only going to get worse.
God bless Paul Ryan for issuing a statement about Christianity right before this came out.
God bless Paul Ryan for issuing a statement about Christianity right before this came out.
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Re: Election 2016
One wonderful irony of this election is that Bill Clinton probably thought electing Hillary would be a kind of affirmation of his legacy. But what will really happen is that we will look at his frankly despicable conduct with women through more enlightened, and appropriately less forgiving eyes and the opposite will happen.theplatypus wrote:
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Re: Election 2016
There are going to be two articles per day like this until election day:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/13/us/po ... -news&_r=0In a phone interview on Tuesday night, a highly agitated Mr. Trump denied every one of the women’s claims.
“None of this ever took place,” said Mr. Trump, who began shouting at The Times reporter who was questioning him. He said that The Times was making up the allegations to hurt him and that he would sue the news organization if it reported them.
“You are a disgusting human being,” he told the reporter as she questioned him about the women’s claims.
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Re: Election 2016
Video from 1992, Trump talking about a 10-year-old girl: "I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?”
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-uneart ... -10-years/
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-uneart ... -10-years/
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Re: Election 2016
I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Re: Election 2016
"Who's this human bass character? Are you willing to denounce the way he talks about women?"theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Election 2016
theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
I've been thinking something along these lines recently... what seemingly innocuous thing have I done that would destroy me if I became famous.
I fear who will be left to run the world in 10 years
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Re: Election 2016
In last night's debate, on multiple occasions he responded by simply saying "the answer might surprise you", and then slowly walked backward until he disappeared behind the curtain draping the rear of the stage.Simple Torture wrote:"Who's this human bass character? Are you willing to denounce the way he talks about women?"theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
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Re: Election 2016
"Are the allegations that you stole a child's soul accurate?"Bi_3 wrote:I've been thinking something along these lines recently... what seemingly innocuous thing have I done that would destroy me if I became famous.theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
"HE SIGNED A CONTRACT"
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Re: Election 2016
"You've been accused of 'classic b' 34 times. Care to comment?"theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Election 2016
Simple Torture wrote:"You've been accused of 'classic b' 34 times. Care to comment?"theplatypus wrote:I really should never run for president of any country. My past will catch up with me so quickly. Hell, just my posts in GD alone would render me unelectable.
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Re: Election 2016
In the near future, the only electable people will be Mormons. They are always so nice and boring.
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Re: Election 2016
Great, we're doomed to a Tagg Romney administration.
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Re: Election 2016
Spending far too much time tonight looking up Captain Ahab quotes that sound like Trump.
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Re: Election 2016
ohmygod please sue the new york times
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Re: Election 2016
@costareports wrote:A lawsuit is being drafted now by Trump against the NYT. Very possible it could be announced tonight, though discussions ongoing.
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Re: Election 2016
damn you mcparadigm
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Re: Election 2016
You beat me sircutuphalfdead wrote:damn you mcparadigm
My mic was working and everything
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