Solo: A Star Wars Story (5/25/2018)

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Re: Donald Glover cast as Lando

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Because, of course, Lando HAS to be in the Young Han movie. :thumbsdown:
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Re: Donald Glover cast as Lando

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A) this is the star wars forum?

B) hell yeah he's gotta be in the movie. How else is Han going to win the Millenium Falcon?
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Re: Donald Glover cast as Lando

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Star Wars sucks now
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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Poll idea. Tag line for the Han movie.

Punch it

Who's scruffy looking?

Hey, it's me

See you in hell

I GOT A BAD FEELIN ABOUT THIS!

Take it easy

I know
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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Star Wars sucks now
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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tragabigzanda wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Poll idea. Tag line for the Han movie.

Punch it

Who's scruffy looking?

Hey, it's me

See you in hell

I GOT A BAD FEELIN ABOUT THIS!

Take it easy

I know
$10 says it will be something along the lines of "Smuggler. Father. Hero."

Disney won't ascribe personal titles to him. Father? He failed. But the big one? He's lived alone on a ship with a giant dog for 40 years. I mean whatever happens, happens is ok for a one off.

40 years though?

There's a word for that and I'm pretty sure it isn't in the Disney marketing vocabulary.
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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Oh shit. They cast Donald Glover.
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Re: Donald Glover cast as Lando

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Jesus, did we really need a thread for this? Why couldn't this just be put in the thread about the movie?
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh shit. They cast Donald Glover.
Hahahaha
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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McParadigm wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh shit. They cast Donald Glover.
Hahahaha
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

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McParadigm wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh shit. They cast Donald Glover.
Hahahaha
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Star Wars: A Lando story : Hello what have we here (2025)

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This is gonna be great
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oh shit. They cast Donald Glover.

Ehh
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... =27&t=8697
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jesus, did we really need a thread for this? Why couldn't this just be put in the thread about the movie?
This is a joke worth telling twice.
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Re: Star Wars: A Lando story : Hello what have we here (2025

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This will be the first R rated star was film and we start with Lando as a pimp moving his prostitution racket to Bespin.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Jesus, did we really need a thread for this? Why couldn't this just be put in the thread about the movie?
Yours is a question with many answers.
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Re: Star Wars: A Lando story : Hello what have we here (2025

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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzw233FSR1qzcuvq.gif

Wow, that's amazing casting.
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Re: Donald Glover cast as Lando

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Lando: it's getting late.

Female character: so do you...sleep alone?

Lando: no.

Female character: oh?

Lando: I have an ironic starfield nightlight.

Female character: ...

Lando: I sleep with that. On. I sleep with that on.
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Re: Star Wars: A Lando story : Hello what have we here (2025

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That's mad. I didnt see that tweet.

They should make Lando into a tv series after. Make it all serious and seedy.
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Re: Star Wars: A Lando story : Hello what have we here (2025

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They better goddamn well have him drinking a Colt 45.
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