What are you currently watching on TV?

[epilogue]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

[epilogue]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

[epilogue]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

[epilogue]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

What gives, Len? How come you're so interested in my relationship to Paul Rudd? I'm starting to feel weird.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

What gives, Len? How come you're so interested in my relationship to Paul Rudd? I'm starting to feel weird.

i think it's more weird that you're being so coy about this

[epilogue]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

What gives, Len? How come you're so interested in my relationship to Paul Rudd? I'm starting to feel weird.

i think it's more weird that you're being so coy about this

I've always been very upfront about it, Len.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

What gives, Len? How come you're so interested in my relationship to Paul Rudd? I'm starting to feel weird.

i think it's more weird that you're being so coy about this

I've always been very upfront about it, Len.

direct me to those posts, please

[epilogue]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

What gives, Len? How come you're so interested in my relationship to Paul Rudd? I'm starting to feel weird.

i think it's more weird that you're being so coy about this

I've always been very upfront about it, Len.

direct me to those posts, please

Spoiler: show

I'm crushing it in my league of record. My opponent still has Big Ben tonight. But I'm 40 points ahead and still have Gurly to play. Pretty sure I've got that one in the bag.

My secondary league though.... woof.

And GO MOTHAFUCKING KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!

I ate lunch with a friend of mine who was at the game. She had no voice left.

I was at our regular bar in NYC and I barely have any voice left.

Tell your friend she's awesome for being there and giving her all.

which chiefs bar do you go to?..I know the village pourhouse had a big chief following back in the day...

Yeah, they still do. But we have a much smaller group that goes to McCoy's in Hell's Kitchen. It's janky as fuck. But they take care of us and we enjoy having a rowdy but smaller crowd. We do most of the stadium chants. It's fun.

oh man, I've had many pints and jamesons at that place....

They reserve the back of the bar for us every week. And they dedicate the two TVs back there to the Chiefs game and they give us sound now. There usually aren't more than 8 to 12 of us but it's cozy and fun. Paul Rudd usually either swings by or buys us a bottle of whiskey once a season.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

oh, i didn't realize he was a druggie

Just a little weed, Len. Nothing crazy.

how do you know he doesn't do coke?

He's my neighbor.

and paul rudd is your bff? yeah right

Paul Rudd's a good guy. Hardly worthy of being my bff, though.

how many times have you hung out with him? also, do you think he would like me?

I think you two would get along just fine, Len.

i kind of have a thing for him

He's just a regular guy. I think you have a real shot.

so how close are you guys, really?

What gives, Len? How come you're so interested in my relationship to Paul Rudd? I'm starting to feel weird.

i think it's more weird that you're being so coy about this

I've always been very upfront about it, Len.

direct me to those posts, please

Spoiler: show

I'm crushing it in my league of record. My opponent still has Big Ben tonight. But I'm 40 points ahead and still have Gurly to play. Pretty sure I've got that one in the bag.

My secondary league though.... woof.

And GO MOTHAFUCKING KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!

I ate lunch with a friend of mine who was at the game. She had no voice left.

I was at our regular bar in NYC and I barely have any voice left.

Tell your friend she's awesome for being there and giving her all.

which chiefs bar do you go to?..I know the village pourhouse had a big chief following back in the day...

Yeah, they still do. But we have a much smaller group that goes to McCoy's in Hell's Kitchen. It's janky as fuck. But they take care of us and we enjoy having a rowdy but smaller crowd. We do most of the stadium chants. It's fun.

oh man, I've had many pints and jamesons at that place....

They reserve the back of the bar for us every week. And they dedicate the two TVs back there to the Chiefs game and they give us sound now. There usually aren't more than 8 to 12 of us but it's cozy and fun. Paul Rudd usually either swings by or buys us a bottle of whiskey once a season.

do you text?

[epilogue]

I do not text with him, no. My friends do, though. He used to go to the bar more often, before he was a big deal. I have one actor friend, specifically, who knows him well and has his number. They text.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I do not text with him, no. My friends do, though. He used to go to the bar more often, before he was a big deal. I have one actor friend, specifically, who knows him well and has his number. They text.

tell your friend to tell him if he needs someone to join him at a belle and sebastian concert i'm his man

[epilogue]

I do not text with him, no. My friends do, though. He used to go to the bar more often, before he was a big deal. I have one actor friend, specifically, who knows him well and has his number. They text.

tell your friend to tell him if he needs someone to join him at a belle and sebastian concert i'm his man

Text sent.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I do not text with him, no. My friends do, though. He used to go to the bar more often, before he was a big deal. I have one actor friend, specifically, who knows him well and has his number. They text.

tell your friend to tell him if he needs someone to join him at a belle and sebastian concert i'm his man

Text sent.

sweet, thanks

[LoathedVermin72]

Mystery Science Theater 3000

[knee tunes]

I don't watch TV

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don't watch TV

why not?

[knee tunes]

I don't watch TV

why not?

probably because it involves just sitting there