Fantasy Football Discussion

[lennytheweedwhacker]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i take that last part back...i don't think i'm prepared to tell him about rm

[doug rr]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

[doug rr]

i take that last part back...i don't think i'm prepared to tell him about rm

you should at least tell him about burt and joey.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i take that last part back...i don't think i'm prepared to tell him about rm

you should at least tell him about burt and joey.

i'm not even sure i can explain burt

[doug rr]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

he does not...he works for a GM dealer

[doug rr]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

he does not...he works for a GM dealer

what do you think he's going to order from amazon?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

he does not...he works for a GM dealer

what do you think he's going to order from amazon?

a raiders jersey

[doug rr]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

he does not...he works for a GM dealer

what do you think he's going to order from amazon?

a raiders jersey

..i'll only approve if its fred biletnikoff or dave casper...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

he does not...he works for a GM dealer

what do you think he's going to order from amazon?

a raiders jersey

..i'll only approve if its fred biletnikoff or dave casper...

jk he cares nothing about sports

[doug rr]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

flip a coin

i don't have any change

find some vagrant and borrow a coin to flip, then give them back the coin because they need it to survive

i don't feel like getting in the car and driving inland

big evening plans?

mrs rr is getting a hair trim at 6....I'll be ordering a lyft and meeting her at our old haunt one town away for drinks and a burger..have to stay up to put the brisket on at midnight...you?

dad's birthday dinner at my parents' house

how old? what did you get him? tell him doug says hey

65..gift card...will do

65 is a biggie..what gift card? is he retired?

amazon

not yet...he was planning on retiring right after turning 65, but now he's talking about just kinda scaling back on work until some time next year...he's a car salesman who works strictly on commission so he can get away with doing that

cool...what cars does he sell? does he work at creasy auto sales in florence?

he does not...he works for a GM dealer

what do you think he's going to order from amazon?

a raiders jersey

..i'll only approve if its fred biletnikoff or dave casper...

jk he cares nothing about sports

send me his address and I'll send a big bouquet of camellia's...

[epilogue]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

Absolutely Adams.

[doug rr]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

Absolutely Adams.

thanks joey...did you wish lenny's dad a happy birthday? also, are running the marathon on sunday?

[doug rr]

Flex: skitch or chud?

[CopperTom]

Check the waiver wire.

[bodysnatcher]

I unknowingly started jacquizz rodgers last night

[epilogue]

flex: julius thomas or devante adams? I'm leaning adams...

Absolutely Adams.

thanks joey...did you wish lenny's dad a happy birthday? also, are running the marathon on sunday?

No, I am not running the marathon on Sunday. I won't even get to go out and cheer (one of my favorite things to do in NYC) because I have to fucking work.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i'm going to get destroyed in all 3 leagues this week