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Hatfield wrote:Texas early voting:

4,500,000 compared to 3,400,000 in 2012. Hope that bodes well for Clinton.

How's he polling in that state I wonder
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hopefully that's a lot of latinos in there

it would be helpful if some of these trends were adjusted for the increase in voting population over that time, though

i realize there is an ungodly amount of americans who don't vote; so a couple million increase is not just population increase necessarily;

but the country is getting more populous every day... and it'd be helpful to know how many more first-time voting age people there are since 4 years ago

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dimejinky99 wrote:
Hatfield wrote:Texas early voting:

4,500,000 compared to 3,400,000 in 2012. Hope that bodes well for Clinton.

How's he polling in that state I wonder
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I believe Texas was running pretty close for a while actually

between Trump offending the Bush family, and Texas being Bush country

and the immense number of latinos

and the vast numbers of people who find blowjobbing vladimir putin offensive

i could see texas repubs having a relatively low turnout this time around

based on my non-scientific yet more accurate-than-538 personal subjective opinion model
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If Trump loses, I don't see him pandering to midwestern lower and middle class voters after the election. That's never really been his style. If anything he'll probably blame them for his loss. He'll slink back to New York and go back to pretending he's a high class urbanite.
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i think he does, but just as a function of them being his target tv demographic; now that his luxury brand is half-destroyed, and hillbot and co will quietly destroy the other half behind the scenes as best as they can

all trump will have left 4 years from now is a new $1.5B income tax loss carryforward, a tv show watched by cro-magnon men, and an estranged son that self identifies as a black jewish woman
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trump went from being a fun novelty siting in NYC to a vile enemy

if the Al Smith dinner was any indication, he's going to return back and be rejected by everything wealthy

and when regular people see him anywhere he is gonna get cursed at

hopefully when he goes out to eat in NYC, regardless of the type of restaurant (french, italian, asian fusion) he just gets served a taco bowl

that would be such a great destiny

everywhere he goes to dine "yes, I'll have the seabass an risotto" and then BAM, taco bowl
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96583UP wrote:i think he does, but just as a function of them being his target tv demographic; now that his luxury brand is half-destroyed, and hillbot and co will quietly destroy the other half behind the scenes as best as they can
That's what he should do. But he's way too prideful to retreat to that. He can't let go of the luxury brand.
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An ad that apparently was targeted at me today:

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After their leader abandons them, Trumpsters will convince themselves that Trump was never really the head of their movement, and turn on him like Ramsay Bolton's dogs.
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Trump told his supporters that Tom Brady called to offer his endorsement to him tonight, but Jon Bon Jovi appeared with the Clintons and the Obamas. This is going to be a low-percentage joke, but: this sounds like it'll tear Bill Belichick apart.
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Yesterday Brady said on WEEI that he hadn't voted yet. Today Trump tells a crowd that Brady called him today to say that he voted for him. But early voting ended on Friday in Massachusetts...
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0Hour's at it again. They seem pretty excited.

Last time they got this horny it was spirit cooking.
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Guys this is some pretty damning stuff.
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the Dow Jones will plummet tomorrow on this news
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carla Jo has been assured a cabinet post, btw
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Digo "bienvenida" a nuestros nuevos maestros hispanos.
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Gracias por salvar la civilizacion occidental
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That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds,
Snakes, an aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
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