Election 2016

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Why is everyone acting like Trump won?
Probably because every half hour or so, Clinton is running up against a "must-win" state. Michigan is looking a little better, but she has a shit ton of ground to make up in Wisconsin.
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Everybody else is way faster than me, and I wasn't even pooping!
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Trump will have the Potus twitter account. Oh man...
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Donald Trump cannot be president. I have kids.
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Simple Torture wrote:Everybody else is way faster than me, and I wasn't even pooping!
i was pooping, but just in my pants, on the couch; all night long
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This is all McParadigm's fault.
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simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
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William Bloke wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
yeah we suck big time

we're going to need you to fend off russia ... cause our president blows them for crack now... can you do that for us?
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So, I probably shouldn't taunt longtime Westwing fans with this clip, eh?
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William Bloke wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
We, like you, are run by multinationals. Nothing will change. Except Obamacare.
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Re: Election 2016

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If Trump wins will I still be able to fly to California on Thursday?
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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The Canadian immigration website just crashed.

Not even kidding.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Q: Will Putin invade the Balkans tonight? Or wait until Trump is inaugurated?
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If Clinton can flip Michigan but loses Wisconsin, she can maybe somehow pull out New Hampshire and win Nevada and...there's be a tie. Fuck.
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William Bloke wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
Maybe the left will find Federalism attractive all of a sudden and we shrug it off. I can can hope, right?
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Leatherhead wrote:Washington voted Trump? What the fuck?
Oh. Just kidding.
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I'm going to bed.
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Hey, at least pot's going to be legal in California.
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Re: Election 2016

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So slow at counting...
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