Is that because you'll be too busy taking a shit to do it yourself?Simple Torture wrote:The first person to start a 2020 Election Thread tomorrow gets a punch in the mouth.
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Trump will be more amusing than hrc.Simple Torture wrote:If this goes like it looks like it's going, I'm going to have a lot of free time watching zero TV for the next couple of months.
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I'm bookmarking this post in case we have a Bama/UW playoff game.Bammer wrote:Congrats, Lenny!
Roll tide.
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I'm actually kind of shocked that Trump hasn't announced that he's going to make a statement at like 12:30 where he'll claim victory. That'd be very Trump-like, right? To claim victory without an opponent conceding.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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go cubs goIholdthepain wrote:I don't get it.cutuphalfdead wrote:This is a fantastic post.Simple Torture wrote:Clinton was clearly ahead for basically all of the campaign which was months and months long, but she lost the high-variance election at the end, so it's basically like she won.verb_to_trust wrote:What did I miss?
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FUCK ICE
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maybe trump gets quickly impeached due to trump university or one of his 12,000 other scandals and then Pence becomes president
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fucking photo finish in PA
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what happens if there is a tie?spike wrote:
popular vote decides it?
field goal means chance to match but TD wins it?
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but the cubs won...spike wrote:go cubs goIholdthepain wrote:I don't get it.cutuphalfdead wrote:This is a fantastic post.Simple Torture wrote:Clinton was clearly ahead for basically all of the campaign which was months and months long, but she lost the high-variance election at the end, so it's basically like she won.verb_to_trust wrote:What did I miss?
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Whatever happens now, alt-right media has been vindicated in a way their followers will never forget. Mainstream media will never be able to convince those people of anything, or talk them down from any ledge.
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Iholdthepain wrote:but the cubs won...spike wrote:go cubs goIholdthepain wrote:I don't get it.cutuphalfdead wrote:This is a fantastic post.Simple Torture wrote:Clinton was clearly ahead for basically all of the campaign which was months and months long, but she lost the high-variance election at the end, so it's basically like she won.verb_to_trust wrote:What did I miss?
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House of Representatives votes.96583UP wrote:what happens if there is a tie?spike wrote:
popular vote decides it?
field goal means chance to match but TD wins it?
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Good luck getting around 10-20 GOP senators to actually throw him out of office.96583UP wrote:maybe trump gets quickly impeached due to trump university or one of his 12,000 other scandals and then Pence becomes president
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hahaSimple Torture wrote:House of Representatives votes.96583UP wrote:what happens if there is a tie?spike wrote:
popular vote decides it?
field goal means chance to match but TD wins it?
oh boy
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FUCK ICE
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This was definitely published before Trump went up in PA with some Republican counties still to report.tragabigzanda wrote:Here's how it plays out:spike wrote:
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/11/0 ... e-is-tied/
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Bammer wrote:Iholdthepain wrote:but the cubs won...spike wrote:go cubs goIholdthepain wrote:I don't get it.cutuphalfdead wrote:This is a fantastic post.Simple Torture wrote:Clinton was clearly ahead for basically all of the campaign which was months and months long, but she lost the high-variance election at the end, so it's basically like she won.verb_to_trust wrote:What did I miss?
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true. maybe....Green Habit wrote:Good luck getting around 10-20 GOP senators to actually throw him out of office.96583UP wrote:maybe trump gets quickly impeached due to trump university or one of his 12,000 other scandals and then Pence becomes president
he sleeps in and misses the inauguration?
military coup?
retires before the 4 year term is over?
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