Anyone familiar with Kansas city bbq?

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doug rr wrote:
wease wrote:A lot of places and people around here start them with cans of pork and beans. Which are nasty. This place started by actually cooking their own beans and making their own sauce and everything in it. Pork and beans in a can is only outmatched in grossness by mayonnaise and broccoli. And maybe pimento cheese.
ruddo, I enjoy wease's strong support of the food and dining thread, especially as a newbie, but a short ban might be needed just to teach a lesson....
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:pimento cheese is gross, but i genuinely love broccoli
mods?...only on the pimento cheese part
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:pimento cheese is gross, but i genuinely love broccoli
mods?...only on the pimento cheese part
if i get banned for that, i'm out of here
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:pimento cheese is gross, but i genuinely love broccoli
mods?...only on the pimento cheese part
if i get banned for that, i'm out of here
i'm hankering for some fried okra
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I had a babysitter that we used to stay with as kids and the ONLY thing she would have for lunch was pimento cheese sandwiches. Everyday. Monday thru Friday. I hated it then and yet that was still all she would make. I would peel the crust off the bread and that's all I would eat until she noticed that and started smearing the shit on the outside of the crust. God I hated her. And I hate pimento cheese.
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:pimento cheese is gross, but i genuinely love broccoli
mods?...only on the pimento cheese part
if i get banned for that, i'm out of here
i'm hankering for some fried okra
Now you're talking. Some pickled okra would be good too.
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wease wrote:I had a babysitter that we used to stay with as kids and the ONLY thing she would have for lunch was pimento cheese sandwiches. Everyday. Monday thru Friday. I hated it then and yet that was still all she would make. I would peel the crust off the bread and that's all I would eat until she noticed that and started smearing the shit on the outside of the crust. God I hated her. And I hate pimento cheese.
was she hot?
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Christ no. She looked and smoked like Dale on King of the Hill.
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wease wrote:I had a babysitter that we used to stay with as kids and the ONLY thing she would have for lunch was pimento cheese sandwiches. Everyday. Monday thru Friday. I hated it then and yet that was still all she would make. I would peel the crust off the bread and that's all I would eat until she noticed that and started smearing the shit on the outside of the crust. God I hated her. And I hate pimento cheese.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:and one more thing...when I smoke a pork shoulder for 14 hours I'm pulling off meat and putting it in with a giant can of van de kamps pork and beans and grilling it in a cask iron pan on the grill...hmpf...
14 hours is plenty of time to make homemade baked beans, doug
i'm not good at multi tasking and everyone seems to like it
staring at a green egg with smoke coming out of it while drinking whiskey isn't really a task.
well, I consider it a task when it start at 3am and I have to stay up with jameson in a coffee
because you have to remember how to set an alarm clock?
we rarely set an alarm..our neighbors 68 camaro wakes us up every morning around 615...I do set it when smoking meat or flying out of town early morning..
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stop trying to start feuds. i thought you got therapy.
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:and one more thing...when I smoke a pork shoulder for 14 hours I'm pulling off meat and putting it in with a giant can of van de kamps pork and beans and grilling it in a cask iron pan on the grill...hmpf...
14 hours is plenty of time to make homemade baked beans, doug
i'm not good at multi tasking and everyone seems to like it
staring at a green egg with smoke coming out of it while drinking whiskey isn't really a task.
well, I consider it a task when it start at 3am and I have to stay up with jameson in a coffee
because you have to remember how to set an alarm clock?
we rarely set an alarm..our neighbors 68 camaro wakes us up every morning around 615...I do set it when smoking meat or flying out of town early morning..
why is spike attacking you?
stop trying to start feuds. i thought you got therapy.
i'm most definitely not trying to start a feud...even if i wanted to i know doug would never involve himself in one...i was just curious

and no, i did not get therapy
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tragabigzanda wrote:Pro-pimento here. Also, banana pudding deserves a mention, if we're talking southern BBQ. What's the hush puppy situation in KC?
Banana pudding is delicious. I prefer it with as few bananas and as many vanilla wafers as possible.

As far as hush puppies, I don't like when people put bell peppers in them. Otherwise, they're little golden nuggets of joy.
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just ordered some soulfire barbecue

they were out of sliced brisket so i went with chopped
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cutuphalfdead wrote:just ordered some soulfire barbecue

they were out of sliced brisket so i went with chopped
A root beer would be good with that
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:just ordered some soulfire barbecue

they were out of sliced brisket so i went with chopped
A root beer would be good with that
it would have been perfect
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