Steroid Era (1986-2005) Tournament: JENNY LEWIS HITMEN WIN!

[Lament]

I can't figure out who I think has the best team.

[The Argonaut]

Thanks for having the wife and me to your dinner party.

[Norah]

Asher can run our games when we play each other.

[The Argonaut]

Nah, I trust chud.

[Lament]

Asher can run our games when we play each other.

Sounds like a plan.

[The Argonaut]

No, don't make me do it. I was mostly joking.

[Norah]

thanks for stepping up and doing this, asher, you're a mensch

[Lament]

Well, since it's officially Tuesday over here...

[Lament]

DAY ONE RESULTS

Phil City Pritchards @ Chud Loves Schill

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... d=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Chud Loves Schill 4, Phil City Pritchards 3
W: Scott, L : Johnson, S: Foulke
HR: Helton

Phil City Pritchards 5, Chud Loves Schill 0
W: Brown, L: Welch
HR: Garciaparra

The Chudville Nine @ Say No To Drugs

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

The Chudville Nine 2, Say No To Drugs 0
W: Ryan, L: Maddux, S: Mesa

Say No To Drugs 6, The Chudville Nine 3
W: Dibble, L: Gordon
HR: Guerrero, Utley, Jones

SkitchP @ Sabo's Goggles

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

SkitchP 3, Sabo’s Goggles 1
W: Dotel, L: Nathan, S: Montgomery
HR: Thome

Sabo’s Goggles 11, SkitchP 9
W: Hershiser, L: Rijo
HR: Johnson, Thome, Sosa, McGwire, Bagwell, Davis, Larkin

Argonauts @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen
Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Jenny Lewis Hitmen 4, Argonauts 3
W: Schmidt, L: Smoltz, S: Gagne
HR: Burke

Jenny Lewis Hitmen 6, Argonauts 1
W: Perez, L: Saberhagen
HR: Baerga, Thomas

STANDINGS

Spoiler: show

Jenny Lewis Hitmen 2-0
Phil City Pritchards 1-1
Chud Loves Schill 1-1
The Chudville Nine 1-1
Say No To Drugs 1-1
SkitchP 1-1
Sabo’s Goggles 1-1
Argonauts 0-2

[The Argonaut]

Thanks for having the wife and me to your dinner party.

[Norah]

I'd be 2-0 if not for Tom Gordon!

[Norah]

And John Franco.

[Norah]

[Lament]

Well, that'll teach me to pretend that I don't trust Lament.

My overall record with chud simming my games is far better than my record with me simming my own games.

[Norah]

Well, that'll teach me to pretend that I don't trust Lament.

My overall record with chud simming my games is far better than my record with me simming my own games.

After I simmed game 1 I ran it again by accident with the same pitchers. Asher won that one 14-0.

[Lament]

DAY TWO MATCHUPS

Say No To Drugs @ Argonauts
Carpenter (R) vs. Valenzuela (L), Millwood (R) vs. Nomo (R)

Chud Loves Schill @ Sabo's Goggles
Glavine (L) vs. Key (L), Appier (R) vs. Hudson (R)

Phil City Pritchards @ SkitchP
Prior (R) vs. Willis (L), Mussina (R) vs. Gubicza (R)

The Chudville Nine @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen
Schilling (R) vs. Garrelts (R), Higuera (L) vs. Lowe (R)

[Lament]

If I pack my lineup with as many lefties as possible, will the universe reward me with a beatdown of Curt Schilling?

[Norah]

I ran Ryan vs Maddux 10 times a couple of hours ago and went 3-7.

[Lament]

I ran Ryan vs Maddux 10 times a couple of hours ago and went 3-7.

How many of those games did your team get an extra base hit in? Cause I don't think you got any in the one I ran.

[Lament]

I've got the only team with zero Cy Young Award winners in the starting rotation. I do have two in my bullpen though.