Tool would like a word with you.theplatypus wrote:Metallica are pussies for only having 10 proper albums despite being together for a bazillion years
Metallica is a bunch of Pussies
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Leonard Cohen too
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That was fucking awesome!!!!B wrote:Is this seriously the Metallica thread?
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There was a time in the 80s when Metallica was kind of scary.
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Digging the new record, but I concur that the output is pretty lame. Look at bands like Clutch or The Sword who manage to put out new albums every couple years that are far more interesting than what Metallica's been doing.
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I know where he lives. We appraised his home. Ill have a chat with the Het soon here.
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I wouldn't really hit him. I just find something about that guy so obnoxious. Kimmel 4 Life.
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I would, repeatedly. He's a one-note comedian so amateur he laughs at his own terrible jokes. But a lot of people find him endearing, and he seems very well-connected, so I guess there's that.verb_to_trust wrote:I'd punch Jimmy Fallon in the face.
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tragabigzanda wrote:I'd maybe bump Life & Limb for Epic Problemtragabigzanda wrote:Top 10 maybe?
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Yeah, i hate him. From the days of SNL....and im glad his career as an actor was a failure.matt reeder wrote:I would, repeatedly. He's a one-note comedian so amateur he laughs at his own terrible jokes. But a lot of people find him endearing, and he seems very well-connected, so I guess there's that.verb_to_trust wrote:I'd punch Jimmy Fallon in the face.
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I saw him do standup once at my university. It was painfully awful. The guy is a hack. But...he seems to have a good idea about how to book artists and work with them, so I'll give him that too.VinylGuy wrote:Yeah, i hate him. From the days of SNL....and im glad his career as an actor was a failure.matt reeder wrote:I would, repeatedly. He's a one-note comedian so amateur he laughs at his own terrible jokes. But a lot of people find him endearing, and he seems very well-connected, so I guess there's that.verb_to_trust wrote:I'd punch Jimmy Fallon in the face.
Speaking of Metallica, I stumbled upon a full video of my only Metallica show on YouTube recently. I got a really good one at the tail end of Jason's run in the band, and I've never really wanted to see them again despite my hero worship of their first four albums. They closed with this:
They also played "Blackened", which melted my brain into a million pieces. So so so good.
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You don't include The Black Album as well? I'm not a fan of the first album, it sounds like shit and has some just plain bad songs.matt reeder wrote:I've never really wanted to see them again despite my hero worship of their first four albums.
I've seen Metallica on their Thru The Never tour. They put on a great show in the Pearl Jam style, turning a lot of songs into big campfire sing-a-longs with splashes of musical integrity sprinkled through out the show. Hetfield seems happy on stage, which is a far cry from the anger I always saw on videos. Must be weird as fuck playing Creeping Death when you're in a happy place in life.
The new album is better than expected. It's like they reviewed Death Magnetic and fixed all the major issues.
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I love Kill 'Em All. Tons. The Black Album I love but I'm really, really, really sick of all the singles other than "Sad But True". I can listen to the first four albums any time and enjoy the hell out of it but I can only listen to the Black Album like once every few years.surfndestroy wrote:You don't include The Black Album as well? I'm not a fan of the first album, it sounds like shit and has some just plain bad songs.matt reeder wrote:I've never really wanted to see them again despite my hero worship of their first four albums.
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I'm really digging these making of videos. Think this is my favorite song on the new one.
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Lars' facials while he's drumming really piss me off for some reason
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Aww come on its cute. Little guy drumming his heart out living his metal dreams.
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Everything about Lars pisses me off.
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