Steroid Era (1986-2005) Tournament: JENNY LEWIS HITMEN WIN!

[numbers]

My team blows.

[numbers]

If I could fire the manager, I would.

[@SkitchP]

I think its time we start talking about Rick Wilkins.





Update the rotation to
Clemens
Langtson
Gubicza
Hentgen

[Lament]

DAY SEVEN MATCHUPS

Sabo's Goggles @ Say No To Drugs
Martinez (R) vs. Maddux (R), Hershiser (R) vs. Santana (L)

Phil City Pritchards @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen
Johnson (L) vs. Garrelts (R), Brown (R) vs. Lowe (R)

Chud Loves Schill @ Argonauts
Glavine (L) vs. Valenzuela (L), Appier (R) vs. Nomo (R)

SkitchP @ The Chudville Nine
Clemens (R) vs. Colon (R), Langston (L) vs. Higuera (L)

[Lament]

[Lament]

I really should drop Salmon to the bottom of the order and bunch Bonds, Thomas, Burks, and Schmidt together like one big wrecking ball, but I keep telling myself he's gonna get better. Hoiles has picked up his game a lot over the past few days (though going 6-9 at Coors Field probably had a lot to do with that).

[Lament]

Jesus...your team has hit a lot of home runs so far, Skitch.

[CopperTom]

Jesus...your team has hit a lot of home runs so far, Skitch.

He has more HR than I have XBH.

[Lament]

Jesus...your team has hit a lot of home runs so far, Skitch.

He has more HR than I have XBH.

Yeah, same here. That's nuts.

[Lament]

I dont even care if I win. I just want to input insane offensive numbers.

[@SkitchP]

Jesus...your team has hit a lot of home runs so far, Skitch.

He has more HR than I have XBH.

Yeah, same here. That's nuts.

Yeah I may not be dominating or anything, but inputting stats is hella fun.

[The Argonaut]

I just realized that we forgot to invite qweirs this time around.

[numbers]

He's been in the ones we've been doing on the Reddit sub forum.

[@SkitchP]

Guys. I'm scared.

[Lament]

We're all scared.

[Lament]

Sabo's Goggles @ Say No To Drugs

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Say No To Drugs 6, Sabo’s Goggles 2
W: Maddux, L: Martinez
HR: Lofton, Biggio

Sabo’s Goggles 9, Say No To Drugs 3
W: Hershiser, L: Dibble
HR: Gonzalez, Jones

Phil City Pritchards @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Jenny Lewis Hitmen 9, Phil City Pritchards 1
W: Garrelts, L: Johnson
HR: Salmon

Phil City Pritchards 9, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 6
W: Brown, L: Lowe, S: Wetteland
HR: Gonzalez, Giles, Rolen, Erstad

Chud Loves Schill @ Argonauts

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Chud Loves Schill 7, Argonauts 0
W: Glavine, L: Valenzuela
HR: Dykstra, Boggs

Argonauts 2, Chud Loves Schill 0 (10 innings)
W: Rhodes, L: Reardon
HR: Pujols

SkitchP @ The Chudville Nine

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

SkitchP 8, The Chudville Nine 7
W: Clemens, L: Gordon, S: Montgomery
HR: Anderson, Thome, Sosa, Clark, Beltre

The Chudville Nine 4, SkitchP 1
W: Higuera, L: Langston, S: Mesa
HR: Beltre, Varitek

STANDINGS

Spoiler: show

Say No To Drugs 9-5
Sabo’s Goggles 8-6
SkitchP 8-6
Jenny Lewis Hitmen 8-6
Phil City Pritchards 7-7
The Chudville Nine 7-7
Argonauts 5-9
Chud Loves Schill 4-10

[@SkitchP]

I suppose i deserved to lose to Teddy Higuera

[Lament]

I suppose i deserved to lose to Teddy Higuera

I wonder if chud purposely set up his rotation so that Teddy Higuera would face you the first time through.

[philpritchard]

So Randy Johnson was solid but unspectacular his first three starts... then he allowed 7 runs and didn't get out of the first. I'm starting to regret picking a different season.

Also, how about the roller-coaster ride that was Say No To Drugs vs. Phil City Pritchards on Day 6? Each team gets an extra-innings win and we combined for six blown saves in the series!

[CopperTom]

So Randy Johnson was solid but unspectacular his first three starts... then he allowed 7 runs and didn't get out of the first. I'm starting to regret picking a different season.

Also, how about the roller-coaster ride that was Say No To Drugs vs. Phil City Pritchards on Day 6? Each team gets an extra-innings win and we combined for six blown saves in the series!

All of my blown saves so far were in those 2 games.