Steroid Era (1986-2005) Tournament: JENNY LEWIS HITMEN WIN!

[Lament]

Sorry, I had to drive straight over to Tampa after I finished at the club. I'm running the games now.

I don't have results from chud, CopperTom. Do you want me to go ahead and sim our games, or would you prefer we wait for him to?

[CopperTom]

You can do it.

[Lament]

The Chudville Nine @ Argonauts

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Argonauts 6, The Chudville Nine 5
W: Jones, L: Franco
HR: Clark, Griffey

The Chudville Nine 5, Argonauts 2
W: Halladay, L: Perez, S: Mesa
HR: Griffey, Beltre

Phil City Pritchards @ Sabo's Goggles

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Phil City Pritchards 6, Sabo’s Goggles 4
W: Prior, L: Key, S: Wetteland
HR: Olerud, Henderson, Gonzalez

Sabo’s Goggles 8, Phil City Pritchards 7
W: Nelson, L: Wetteland
HR: Sabo

Chud Loves Schill @ SkitchP

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Chud Loves Schill 11, SkitchP 4
W: Pettitte, L: Gubicza
HR: Helton, Belle, Mitchell, McGwire

Chud Loves Schill 13, SkitchP 11
W: Ryan, L: Wood, S: Foulke
HR: Ramirez, Walker, Anderson, McGwire, Boone

Say No To Drugs @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Say No To Drugs 6, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 4 (11 innings)
W: Burke, L: Myers, S: Lidge
HR: Giambi 2, Biggio, Puckett, Baerga, Hoiles

Say No To Drugs 6, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 5 (10 innings)
W: Burke, L: Myers, S: Lidge
HR: Giambi, Millwood, Baerga

STANDINGS

Spoiler: show

Say No To Drugs 13-7
Sabo’s Goggles 12-8
Jenny Lewis Hitmen 11-9
The Chudville Nine 10-10
SkitchP 10-10
Phil City Pritchards 9-11
Chud Loves Schill 8-12
Argonauts 7-13

[Lament]

You can do it.

The URL numbers for our games follow the series before it immediately, so there's that in case you've got any concern.

[philpritchard]

Of course Wetteland would have to allow his first three ER of the season in the 9th inning with a 2-run lead.

[CopperTom]

Chud, did you ever beat Champions Road?

[Norah]

Chud, did you ever beat Champions Road?

Why do you gotta bring that up?

[CopperTom]

Chud, did you ever beat Champions Road?

Why do you gotta bring that up?

I'm playing Super Mario 3D World now. I just unlocked it this morning.

[Lament]

DAY ELEVEN MATCHUPS

Sabo's Goggles @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen
Martinez (R) vs. Schmidt (R), Hershiser (R) vs. Perez (R)

Phil City Pritchards @ The Chudville Nine
Johnson (L) vs. Ryan (R), Brown (R) vs. Peavy (R)

Chud Loves Schill @ Say No To Drugs
Glavine (L) vs. Maddux (R), Appier (R) vs. Santana (R)

SkitchP @ Argonauts
Clemens (R) vs. Smoltz (R), Langston (L) vs. Saberhagen (R)

[The Argonaut]

My team sucks. new lineup for tomorrow:

1 Carl Crawford RF
2 Alfonso Soriano 2B
3 Albert Pujols LF
4 Derrek Lee 1B
5 Javy Lopez C
6 Bernie Williams CF
7 Jeff Cirillo 3B
8 Derek Jeter SS

[Norah]

Someone go wake up Lament.

[CopperTom]

So is that a no, Chud?

[Norah]

No, I never finished it you sonofabitch.

[CopperTom]

No, I never finished it you sonofabitch.

I haven't yet either. The rest of the game wasn't all that hard. I kept waiting for the level that you hated. Once I got here, I knew it was this one.

[Lament]

Someone go wake up Lament.

Sorry, I was out shopping. I'm about to run the games.

[Lament]

DAY ELEVEN

Sabo's Goggles @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Sabo’s Goggles 5, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 0
W: Martinez, L: Schmidt
HR: Gonzalez

Jenny Lewis Hitmen 3, Sabo’s Goggles 1
HR: Larkin, Baerga, Bonds, Aurilia

Phil City Pritchards @ The Chudville Nine

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

The Chudville Nine 6, Phil City Pritchards 2
W: Ryan, L: Johnson
HR: Olerud, Gonzalez, Beltre

Phil City Pritchards 7, The Chudville Nine 0
W: Brown, L: Peavy
HR: Olerud, Berkman

Chud Loves Schill @ Say No To Drugs

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Chud Loves Schill 3, Say No To Drugs 2
W: Glavine, L: Maddux
HR: Dykstra, Glaus

Say No To Drugs 10, Chud Loves Schill 2
W: Giambi, Jones, Rodriguez

SkitchP @ Argonauts

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxsco ... pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

SkitchP 3, Argonauts 2
W: Clemens, L: Smoltz
HR: Walker, Thome, Whitaker, Crawford

SkitchP 5, Argonauts 0
W: Langston, L: Saberhagen
HR: Thome, Whitaker

STANDINGS

Spoiler: show

Say No To Drugs 14-8
Sabo's Goggles 13-9
SkitchP 12-10
Jenny Lewis Hitmen 12-10
The Chudville Nine 11-11
Phil City Pritchards 10-12
Chud Loves Schill 9-13
Argonauts 7-15

[@SkitchP]

[@SkitchP]

Is chud going to make his leaderboard and does anyone want to trade a decent middle reliever for stupid chipper jones

[@SkitchP]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/5qa8a3nzuwpye ... a.xls?dl=0

[philpritchard]

Randy Johnson continues to make me regret switching seasons. And not in a still-awesome-but-not-as-awesome way like Pedro... he's just been bad.