Boston Red Sox Thread

[Norah]

He's just not good at baseball.

[numbers]

Man, early 2000s era John Olerud would be a perfect fit for this lineup.

[Norah]

Or 2016 Adrian Beltre.

[Norah]

Imagine if we stuck with him?

[numbers]

It's nice to imagine, but it was never going to happen. I don't view it as a blunder.

[Norah]

Yeah I know.

[numbers]

Fuck, Moreland is a done deal.

I guess if they're going to make a move I hate, it's best to do it the same day you traded for Chris Sale.

[numbers]

Man, Dombro doesn't fuck around. He did the entire offseason in 12 hours for the 2nd year in a row.

[philpritchard]

[numbers]

Are you making fun of the Moreland deal?

[philpritchard]

Are you making fun of the Moreland deal?

A little, yeah. I don't know how much money it'll be for yet, but he's not good.

[numbers]

Are you making fun of the Moreland deal?

A little, yeah. I don't know how much money it'll be for yet, but he's not good.

1yr/5M

Listen, I hate it, but it's 1 year and if he sucks you cut the cord. A blow that is certainly softened by improving the pitching staff as much as they did today.

[philpritchard]

Are you making fun of the Moreland deal?

A little, yeah. I don't know how much money it'll be for yet, but he's not good.

1yr/5M

Listen, I hate it, but it's 1 year and if he sucks you cut the cord. A blow that is certainly softened by improving the pitching staff as much as they did today.

I wouldn't have made fun of the deal if I hadn't just read your posts of concern about potentially signing him.

[Simple Torture]

Anyone: So how was your day today?

numbers: Oh, you know

[Self]

[numbers]

Anyone: So how was your day today?

numbers: Oh, you know

Man, I should have posted that gif instead of my Vaseline tweet.

[Simple Torture]

This gif came up on my Twitter feed today and I watched it approximately 20 times:

[philpritchard]

This gif came up on my Twitter feed today and I watched it approximately 20 times:

Now let's just hope the Orioles give Trumbo a big-money contract!

[Norah]

Just bought two tickets to the second game of the season. It's Rick Porcello bobblehead night.

[Simple Torture]

"Get out of here! Can't you see we don't want you anymore! Why can't you go back where you came from? Leave us alone! ::slap:: Go! Go...goodbye, my friend."

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