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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming (7/28/2017)
I never read the Spidey comics but I liked the cartoon on Fox when I was little. In that cartoon Peter didn't seem like as much of a dork and all his girlfriends were hot, speaking from my 90's memories. Why not make it more like that? I hated Toby as Spiderman. Just seemed like too much of a pussy.
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Yeah why can't spidey be a cool guy with hot girlfriends I mean come on
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No pussy in my America!
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Outstanding.
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I hope they give him a jetpack in this one. I always wanted a Spiderman with a jetpack.
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I didn't mean for that to come off quite as stupid as it did but do you remember that cartoon? I'm not saying he needs to be some jock, that would just be lame but not as dorky as Toby.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah why can't spidey be a cool guy with hot girlfriends I mean come on
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The 90's cartoon is one of the best versions of Spider-Man there is.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Yeah why can't spidey be a cool guy with hot girlfriends I mean come on

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I always thought the fanboy obsession with Peter forever being a teenage dork who is perpetually fucking up is kind of a boring version of the character.
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I never saw Peter Parker as a dork who is always fucking up.
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Thats why you are the most enlightened.
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Trailer debuts tonight on Kimmel.
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ugh. Spiderman has got to be the worst super hero translation from comics to movies. Just awful.
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming (7/28/2017)
I totally loved him in Civil War.
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Are you referring to costume? Characterization? Specifics, please.E.H. Ruddock wrote:ugh. Spiderman has got to be the worst super hero translation from comics to movies. Just awful.
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No, just that every spiderman movie they've done so far has sucked.wease wrote:Are you referring to costume? Characterization? Specifics, please.E.H. Ruddock wrote:ugh. Spiderman has got to be the worst super hero translation from comics to movies. Just awful.
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Re: Spider-Man: Homecoming (7/28/2017)
and re: Civil War, I don't want little kids in my Avengers stuff.
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