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i dont know, i think it feels like a very cheap boring movie.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:My wife and best friend both love Dave Eggers and both violently hated that book
Violent hatred of the book doesn't make sense to me. It's a fluffy easy read, a beach "thriller." I totally understand not liking the book. But it's too innocuous to deserve violent hatred.

It's totally fine. I liked the characters and the pacing. Loved Egger's dialogue. Really liked the themes he was tackling. A lot about it registered and made me think about my online/social media experience in unexpected ways. The book acts like it's smarter than it really is at times, which gets annoying and makes some stretches feel pretentious. But there are also some really tense sections and it's a conversation well worth having.

But it's too easy to blow off and I wish more meat hung on the thing's bones. It SHOULD make a really strong film. We'll see. It's one of those stories that I think lends itself to a visual medium. As I read it I thought, "this will be a movie and probably one of those rare instances of the movie being superior to the book."
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VinylGuy wrote:i dont know, i think it feels like a very cheap boring movie.
And it could very well skew that direction. Again, it's hard to be sure based on that one piece of advertising. But there are things in it that give me hope.
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Holy shit at the "I'm trying, but it's so close to your boobs."
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I had high hopes for Watson, but she hasn't done anything worth watching, and is generally a charisma sink (except to durden I'm sure).
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Yeah Zac Efron is the best comedian around. He is just pure gold.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I had high hopes for Watson, but she hasn't done anything worth watching, and is generally a charisma sink (except to durden I'm sure).
Emma Watson? I've only seen her in the Harry Potter films. I haven't seen anything else she's done. But I like her in those, yes. And I think she's a super cool chick and I wish her all the best. As an actress she's definitely grown a lot but still has a long way to go, I think. Not a charisma sink, by any means, though.
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VinylGuy wrote:Yeah Zac Efron is the best comedian around. He is just pure gold.
I'm still laughing at that every few minutes. It's making the day 50% better easily.
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Fist Fight looks amazing
Baywatch looks like balls
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BurtReynolds wrote:I had high hopes for Watson, but she hasn't done anything worth watching, and is generally a charisma sink (except to durden I'm sure).
I've never watched a single Harry Potter book, and I've never seen her be good in anything. "Charisma sink" seems fitting
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Rangi Guy wrote:Fist Fight looks amazing
Baywatch looks like balls
I dunno, it kind of looks like it might have a "guys, they're closing the rec center down" vibe to it.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Sorry, I should have specified Baywatch. That part about them losing funding and they gotta do something big.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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tragabigzanda wrote:Sorry, that was just a teaser, but here's a full trailer for Dunkirk:

ugh. One of those I don't want to watch but feel I have to.
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Yeah Dunkirk looks pretty great, guys.
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durdencommatyler wrote:Yeah Dunkirk looks pretty great, guys.
So before I deployed to Iraq, a survivor of the "Blackhawk Down" incident spoke to my unit. It was heavy. Afterwards, he told us "no matter how bad it gets, there is always worse". And he wasn't saying it to be a dick, I later learned before he deployed somewhere a D-Day survivor pretty much did the same thing for him. It got me through some tough times but I always get emotional, especially when it comes to WWII stuff. NOTHING I've ever done or seen was as heavy as what a lot of those guys went through. And I've gone through and seen some heavy, heavy stuff that I still work through on a daily basis. So I can't imagine what they've suffered through over the years. Jesus. That's why I say I don't want to see this movie but feel I have to.
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