Empire..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?

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There are way too man blaster related deaths that are easily avoidable

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If everyone on alderran had a gun they probably could have prevented the death star from blowing them up, though
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Statistically, those stormtroopers were more likely to shoot themselves or a loved one by accident, than an actual death star intruder.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Statistically, those stormtroopers were more likely to shoot themselves or a loved one by accident, than an actual death star intruder.
Stormtroopers need to get home to their families, too.
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Nobody noticed by the storm troopers from the 501st carried no guns at the rogue one premiere.
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dimejinky99 wrote:Nobody noticed by the storm troopers from the 501st carried no guns at the rogue one premiere.
A lot of theaters around here have signs that tell people not to bring weapons, toy or otherwise, into the theater.
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You can't take them on the Disney cruises either.
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