The ***OFFICIAL*** You're FIRED! Thread

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Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
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Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Well, they will lead the league in cap space in 2017--money to burn...
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Green Habit wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:[insert picture of Gus Bradley here]
Brock Osweiller should be here too after that. He got both of them fired.
Unfortunately for the Texans, they can't fire Osweiler until 2018--unless they're able to find a team stupid enough to trade for his contract.
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Well, they will lead the league in cap space in 2017--money to burn...

I wonder where they are cap floor related.... they have to spend somewhere. I'm thinking Osweiler is going to be a very expensive clipboard holder for a year.
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Electromatic wrote:I wonder where they are cap floor related.... they have to spend somewhere. I'm thinking Osweiler is going to be a very expensive clipboard holder for a year.
Only team that's up against the cap floor is the Raiders, and it's only by a few million. A Derek Carr extension would easily fix that, and even if they can't agree on that, it's only a cash penalty, not cap--they'd just have to distribute that few million back to the players that played under them from 2013-2016.
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Green Habit wrote:
Electromatic wrote:I wonder where they are cap floor related.... they have to spend somewhere. I'm thinking Osweiler is going to be a very expensive clipboard holder for a year.
Only team that's up against the cap floor is the Raiders, and it's only by a few million. A Derek Carr extension would easily fix that, and even if they can't agree on that, it's only a cash penalty, not cap--they'd just have to distribute that few million back to the players that played under them from 2013-2016.

They could do one better and distribute that money to a stadium that doesn't have a freaking infield for the first month of the season like some kind of rec league... but I guess the tax base in Las Vegas is gearing up for that.
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Harsh not to give this guy one more chance against his former team.

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Wow.

I mean, we all knew it was coming. But, yeah, I'm surprised they didn't let him captain the final game.
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Looks like this guy was fired, too. (I'm not using a Bills image because this GIF is just too good and appropriate.)

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Where do they land next season? LA? Jacksonville?
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durdencommatyler wrote:Where do they land next season? LA? Jacksonville?
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I hope Buffalo hires Jeff Fisher, I'd love to get him in the division.
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Green Habit wrote:Looks like this guy was fired, too. (I'm not using a Bills image because this GIF is just too good and appropriate.)

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numbers wrote:I hope Buffalo hires Jeff Fisher, I'd love to get him in the division.
hey, fuck you! i've never wished something so horrible for you, mick
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Mecca wrote:
numbers wrote:I hope Buffalo hires Jeff Fisher, I'd love to get him in the division.
hey, fuck you! i've never wished something so horrible for you, mick
Sorry, I need to think more about how things impact those around me.
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McParadigm wrote:lol
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This guy's gonna be gone too, and it's more significant.

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I will personally help Kelly look for lakefront property near Orchard Park.
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I wouldn't mind him back in Denver as an OC.

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