PJ repays man who saved Eddie's life

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http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/ ... er-w458287


Some will say this event spawned Future Days and wish it had never happened, and to just let Ed rest in peace.

I say that $70k is approximately my lifetime spendings on PJ so basically this guy has me to thank for the handout. You're welcome, buddy.

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if Ed had been lost at sea forever in a Hawaiian canoeing accident i wonder if Steve Jones would consider that a 'rock and roll' way to go

[Bammer]

if Ed had been lost at sea forever in a Hawaiian canoeing accident i wonder if Steve Jones would consider that a 'rock and roll' way to go

I'm not one to judge whether or not that's Rock N Roll ... but I do know it would be right up there with falling to your death from a Telluride ski lift chair.

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the answer, according to Cometa Brilliance, Cody's personal life coach and post-DUI settlement chauffeur, may rest on:


Canoe: was it a hand-made, artisinal canoe that was manufactured out of only local resources according to the traditional Pailolo tribal method; or

just a bunch of rich fucks that fell overboard ?



Ski Lift Chair: was it an unsanctioned midnight skinnydip-snowboard run prompted by a double-dare from a wayyy coked-up Slash; or

just a bunch of rich fucks that fell overboard?





the answer might not surprise you

[Bammer]

Ah yes, that fuckin' guy, Cody.

He hasn't OD'd yet?

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Cody has amassed a significant tolerance to most popular dirtbag trend drugs. he might not survive the fentanyl thing though. we'll see. but he has access to some of the best rehab facilities that trust fund's can buy so he has a sporting chance.