Solo: A Star Wars Story (5/25/2018)

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durdencommatyler wrote:What are the odds that this movie ends just minutes before Han meets Luke and Ben in Mos Eisley?

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Never tell me the odds
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Anyway.

You can't count odds when there's chewbacca in play. And the falcon.

Two of Star Wars most powerful characters. Expect the trailers and marketing to lean heavily on them.
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Guess the cameos. Call your shot now. I got dibs on Greedo!
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Yep Greedo. Jabba and Boba for sure.
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durdencommatyler wrote:Guess the cameos. Call your shot now. I got dibs on Greedo!

I hope none. And I mean none.

Think about it. Jabba boba greedo and On and on.



They don't *have to be in it*



Why do we think they have to be in it??
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durdencommatyler wrote:Guess the cameos. Call your shot now. I got dibs on Greedo!

I hope none. And I mean none.

Think about it. Jabba boba greedo and On and on.



They don't *have to be in it*



Why do we think they have to be in it??


And how tired of fan service at that point will we all be if everyone is in it all a sudden?
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Wondering now.

Everyone complained about fan service. I hope this movie avoids all of it unless it's totall necessary. But it has to go all out and include. Imagine the cry. They're gonna be furious there's too much!
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dimejinky99 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Guess the cameos. Call your shot now. I got dibs on Greedo!

I hope none. And I mean none.

Think about it. Jabba boba greedo and On and on.



They don't *have to be in it*



Why do we think they have to be in it??
Jabba makes sense. As does Greedo. Fett, not so much.
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Rewatching ANH and seeing the SE scene where Jabba chats with Han on Mos Eisley... Jabba HAS to be in the Han movie. He says, "Han, you're the best." they clearly have a history. No way Jabba isn't in that movie. 0% chance.
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Why are pirates always irish?

The original jabba in that scene the worked in was Irish. (Might be the guy in jaws. ) I dunno)


And while I do agree jabba has to be there. Doesn't mean all his bully boys have to be?
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After watching R1, im pretty sure ill hate this one.
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VinylGuy wrote:After watching R1, im pretty sure ill hate this one.

Nah this will a totally different shift of genre.
We're being told buddy cop/western.

It won't suck with Kasdan writing and Lorde and Miller directing. And that guy who did Arrival doing the cinematography
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dimejinky99 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:After watching R1, im pretty sure ill hate this one.

Nah this will a totally different shift of genre.
We're being told buddy cop/western.

It won't suck with Kasdan writing and Lorde and Miller directing. And that guy who did Arrival doing the cinematography
not because of the tone, because i despise the idea of having a spin off telling me an old story of Han. I cant find the reason of doing that.
I mean the reason is money of course, but why do i need that story?? And the whole buddy cop thing, the cast...man, ill be fan service of the worst kind.

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VinylGuy wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:After watching R1, im pretty sure ill hate this one.

Nah this will a totally different shift of genre.
We're being told buddy cop/western.

It won't suck with Kasdan writing and Lorde and Miller directing. And that guy who did Arrival doing the cinematography
not because of the tone, because i despise the idea of having a spin off telling me an old story of Han. I cant find the reason of doing that.
I mean the reason is money of course, but why do i need that story?? And the whole buddy cop thing, the cast...man, ill be fan service of the worst kind.

Ill be a memberberry for 2 and and half hour just to sell more toys.

I have a theory about that.

They're givin us a han movie with a different han to ease us into a Luke standalone down the road with that guy who looks the spitting image of him what's his name...Sebastian Stan

And generally to get u ready for over actors playing roles we already know from established actors in the franchise
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dimejinky99 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:After watching R1, im pretty sure ill hate this one.

Nah this will a totally different shift of genre.
We're being told buddy cop/western.

It won't suck with Kasdan writing and Lorde and Miller directing. And that guy who did Arrival doing the cinematography
not because of the tone, because i despise the idea of having a spin off telling me an old story of Han. I cant find the reason of doing that.
I mean the reason is money of course, but why do i need that story?? And the whole buddy cop thing, the cast...man, ill be fan service of the worst kind.

Ill be a memberberry for 2 and and half hour just to sell more toys.

I have a theory about that.

They're givin us a han movie with a different han to ease us into a Luke standalone down the road with that guy who looks the spitting image of him what's his name...Sebastian Stan

And generally to get u ready for over actors playing roles we already know from established actors in the franchise
That makes sense of course.
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This Kessel run better be fucking awesome though
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Strat wrote:This Kessel run better be fucking awesome though

I hope they make it take 71 parsecs just to avoid anything being called "fan service"
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Strat wrote:This Kessel run better be fucking awesome though
I hope they make it take 71 parsecs just to avoid anything being called "fan service"
Canon sources conflict on the veracity of Solo's claim of the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. A New Hope: The Princess, the Scoundrel, and the Farm Boy describes the claim as a "lie" that the inexperienced Luke Skywalker is impressed with, but which the seasoned Obi-Wan Kenobi recognizes as nothing more than a boast. Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!, however, states in its narration that "Not every ship is created equal and the rebels have the ship that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs."
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