Solo: A Star Wars Story (5/25/2018)

[dimejinky99]

This Kessel run better be fucking awesome though

I hope they make it take 71 parsecs just to avoid anything being called "fan service"

Canon sources conflict on the veracity of Solo's claim of the Millennium Falcon making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. A New Hope: The Princess, the Scoundrel, and the Farm Boy describes the claim as a "lie" that the inexperienced Luke Skywalker is impressed with, but which the seasoned Obi-Wan Kenobi recognizes as nothing more than a boast. Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!, however, states in its narration that "Not every ship is created equal and the rebels have the ship that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs."

Meaning the Falcon.

[Strat]

im drunk

[dimejinky99]

Starting early eh

[Strat]

No but that actually isn't a horrible idea. Hmmm....

[dimejinky99]

I'm on it. It's after 5 though.

I set up a Facebook event to celebrate the death of 2016 it being a bollix for killing everyone on us.

And it grew legs. Now we're having a New Years party here in my place tonight by mistake.
Kinda dreading it. Oh well.

[stip]

fortunatley the OT is sufficently elastic to tell tonely different stories in the same universe

[wease]

fortunatley the OT is sufficently elastic to tell tonely different stories in the same universe

You're a teacher and your spelling is this bad?

[stip]

fortunatley the OT is sufficently elastic to tell tonely different stories in the same universe

You're a teacher and your spelling is this bad?

spelling, no. typing yes. i think it took almost as long to edit my book as it did to write ir

[dimejinky99]

fortunatley the OT is sufficently elastic to tell tonely different stories in the same universe

You're a teacher and your spelling is this bad?

spelling, no. typing yes. i think it took almost as long to edit my book as it did to write ir

You have a book?

Is it about Star Wars?

[wease]

fortunatley the OT is sufficently elastic to tell tonely different stories in the same universe

You're a teacher and your spelling is this bad?

spelling, no. typing yes. i think it took almost as long to edit my book as it did to write ir

You have a book?

Is it about Star Wars?

Good question

[dimejinky99]

Word count on the use of Agency


He sorta abandoned that though.
Which was kinda reductive.

[stip]

fortunatley the OT is sufficently elastic to tell tonely different stories in the same universe

You're a teacher and your spelling is this bad?

spelling, no. typing yes. i think it took almost as long to edit my book as it did to write ir

You have a book?

Is it about Star Wars?

Good question

Broadly

[stip]

Word count on the use of Agency

Oh it's in there!

[BurtReynolds]

Can one be truly free when under the yoke of constitutional monarchies headed by young space princesses?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

i care nothing about this

[dimejinky99]

So this is being pushed back to December according to making Star Wars.

Going head to head with avatar. If that doesn't get kicked down the road again.

[Monkey_Driven]

So this is being pushed back to December according to making Star Wars.

Going head to head with avatar. If that doesn't get kicked down the road again.

I'm OK with this. Make a new Star Wars movie a holiday tradition.

[McParadigm]

I look forward to posting how stupid the scene where Han tries to rely on luck and gets let down is, and to reading how wrong I am and how clever it was

[wease]

So this is being pushed back to December according to making Star Wars.

Going head to head with avatar. If that doesn't get kicked down the road again.

Fuck Avatar. I hate that movie.

[epilogue]

So this is being pushed back to December according to making Star Wars.

This is the right thing to do.