Greatest Film Lines Of All Time

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[bada]

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" -Conan, Conan The Barbarian

[BurtReynolds]

"try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!" "hey you get back here."

-Dante (Clerks)

[LoathedVermin72]

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" -Conan, Conan The Barbarian

John Milius has writtten a lot of my favorites.

"It's kinda strange, isn't it? How the mountains pay us no attention at all? You laugh and you cry...the wind just keeps on blowin'."
-Red Dawn

And this whole exchange from Conan the Barbarian:

-Conan: I remember days like this when my father took me to the forest and we ate wild blueberries. More than 20 years ago. I was just a boy of four or five. The leaves were so dark and green then. The grass smelled sweet with the spring wind.

[pause]

-Conan: Almost 20 years of pitiless cumber! No rest, no sleep like other men. And yet the spring wind blows, Subotai. Have you ever felt such a wind?

-Subotai: They blow where I live too. In the north of every man's heart.

-Conan: It's never too late, Subotai.

-Subotai: No. It would only lead me back here another day. In even worse company.

-Conan: For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.

Some others...

"...My ancestors. I will call into the past - far back to the beginning of time - and beg them to come and help me at the judgment. I will reach back and draw them into me. And they must come, for at this moment, I am the whole reason they have existed at all."
-Amistad

"I came."
-Happiness

[doug rr]

[LoathedVermin72]

Milius strikes again

[jwfocker]

"I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue."

[BurtReynolds]

[E.H. Ruddock]

"Love isn’t something that we invented. It’s observable. Powerful. It has to mean something. Maybe it means something more, something we can’t yet understand. Maybe it’s some evidence, some artifact of a higher dimension that we can’t consciously perceive. Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space."

[BurtReynolds]

"Love isn’t something that we invented. It’s observable. Powerful. It has to mean something. Maybe it means something more, something we can’t yet understand. Maybe it’s some evidence, some artifact of a higher dimension that we can’t consciously perceive. Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space."

you're a bastard.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

"daddy would you like some sausage"

-from freddy got fingered

[E.H. Ruddock]

"Love isn’t something that we invented. It’s observable. Powerful. It has to mean something. Maybe it means something more, something we can’t yet understand. Maybe it’s some evidence, some artifact of a higher dimension that we can’t consciously perceive. Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space."

you're a bastard.

I was hoping LV would see this first, lol

[Simple Torture]

"I'll have what she's having!"

[wease]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

[lennytheweedwhacker]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

i love costner and really enjoy that movie, but i really didn't like this line...it just felt forced and awkward

[epilogue]

There are no good movie lines. Film writing is dead.

[BurtReynolds]

wat

[wease]

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president."

[BurtReynolds]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

what is that from?