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washing machine wrote:Are the craft beer communities on your local Facebook and .orgs as pedantic and fussy as the ones in my neck of the woods?

A local brewery that consistently makes some of the best IPA in Texas recently had a printer issue with their bottling line and about half a batch of beer didn't get the bottling dates printed on it. I certainly understand the need for dates, but the outcry about this issue was ten club level bitching. I honestly feel like these beer nerds would prefer the brewery not even stock the undated beer on grocery store shelves.
Without sounding too much like a snob, I can tell you that I wouldn't even consider buying an IPA without knowing the bottling date. I've been burned too many times with crappy old beers. The time lapse really does change the taste with most of these IPA's. Consider Zombie Dust out of 3 Floyds. If you do a taste test between a fresh one and even a 2-month-old one, the flavor profile changes a ton.

There's a store near me that that still has 2015 Founders Harvest Ale, a dry hopped beer that is intended to be drank fresh. They're still asking $18 for it. It's got to taste like vinegar now.
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There's a store near me that that still has 2015 Founders Harvest Ale, a dry hopped beer that is intended to be drank fresh. They're still asking $18 for it. It's got to taste like vinegar now.
This might be an improvement for that swill.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
There's a store near me that that still has 2015 Founders Harvest Ale, a dry hopped beer that is intended to be drank fresh. They're still asking $18 for it. It's got to taste like vinegar now.
This might be an improvement for that swill.
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Deleting the content of this post after saying it better below.
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washing machine wrote:Are the craft beer communities on your local Facebook and .orgs as pedantic and fussy as the ones in my neck of the woods?

A local brewery that consistently makes some of the best IPA in Texas recently had a printer issue with their bottling line and about half a batch of beer didn't get the bottling dates printed on it. I certainly understand the need for dates, but the outcry about this issue was ten club level bitching. I honestly feel like these beer nerds would prefer the brewery not even stock the undated beer on grocery store shelves.
Without sounding too much like a snob, I can tell you that I wouldn't even consider buying an IPA without knowing the bottling date. I've been burned too many times with crappy old beers. The time lapse really does change the taste with most of these IPA's. Consider Zombie Dust out of 3 Floyds. If you do a taste test between a fresh one and even a 2-month-old one, the flavor profile changes a ton.

There's a store near me that that still has 2015 Founders Harvest Ale, a dry hopped beer that is intended to be drank fresh. They're still asking $18 for it. It's got to taste like vinegar now.
I can get behind a lot of this while still having a bone to pick with beer nerds.

Personally, I'd expect a store to discount or fire sale glaringly out of date IPAs, but other than that it's simply a matter of "buyer beware." At an old place I managed, we had a batch of some barrel aged MOA IPA that just didn't sell. I opened one with our staff and we all decided that the beer was still interesting. The bottle conditioning added some cool stuff from the barrel over time, but the New Zealand hops completely fell off. We sold it for less than half the price and people knew what they were getting.

Now that being said, I wouldn't feel bad selling a 2 month old Zombie Dust or Pliny for full price at my bar on the super rare instance where a beer like that didn't move in time. Yeah, the hop characteristic slowly declines, but after two months, the hops in those beers are by no means "bad." It's just business.

I guess my contention isn't so much with beer drinkers knowing and caring about these things, but rather with beer drinkers who go out of their way to bitch about retailers and bars who are just trying to move product. The folks I'm referring to literally would rather see a brewery or store not stock fresh beer that was accidentally not dated instead of seeing it on display.
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washing machine wrote:Are the craft beer communities on your local Facebook and .orgs as pedantic and fussy as the ones in my neck of the woods?

A local brewery that consistently makes some of the best IPA in Texas recently had a printer issue with their bottling line and about half a batch of beer didn't get the bottling dates printed on it. I certainly understand the need for dates, but the outcry about this issue was ten club level bitching. I honestly feel like these beer nerds would prefer the brewery not even stock the undated beer on grocery store shelves.
Without sounding too much like a snob, I can tell you that I wouldn't even consider buying an IPA without knowing the bottling date. I've been burned too many times with crappy old beers. The time lapse really does change the taste with most of these IPA's. Consider Zombie Dust out of 3 Floyds. If you do a taste test between a fresh one and even a 2-month-old one, the flavor profile changes a ton.

There's a store near me that that still has 2015 Founders Harvest Ale, a dry hopped beer that is intended to be drank fresh. They're still asking $18 for it. It's got to taste like vinegar now.
I can get behind a lot of this while still having a bone to pick with beer nerds.

Personally, I'd expect a store to discount or fire sale glaringly out of date IPAs, but other than that it's simply a matter of "buyer beware." At an old place I managed, we had a batch of some barrel aged MOA IPA that just didn't sell. I opened one with our staff and we all decided that the beer was still interesting. The bottle conditioning added some cool stuff from the barrel over time, but the New Zealand hops completely fell off. We sold it for less than half the price and people knew what they were getting.

Now that being said, I wouldn't feel bad selling a 2 month old Zombie Dust or Pliny for full price at my bar on the super rare instance where a beer like that didn't move in time. Yeah, the hop characteristic slowly declines, but after two months, the hops in those beers are by no means "bad." It's just business.

I guess my contention isn't so much with beer drinkers knowing and caring about these things, but rather with beer drinkers who go out of their way to bitch about retailers and bars who are just trying to move product. The folks I'm referring to literally would rather see a brewery or store not stock fresh beer that was accidentally not dated instead of seeing it on display.
I completely agree with your last point. I guess my point was more, as a buyer, I rely on the information that the brewer typically provides. If there's an IPA that's not a one-off (where I know for certain when it's bottled) without a bottling date, I pass.

Also, those people to whom you're referring are what's wrong with the "beer scene."
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What's everyone's favorite mass produced beer?

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theplatypus wrote:What's everyone's favorite mass produced beer?

Like if you're a real shitty party and they don't have the thick-horned beardy stuff
Miller Lite. It's less offensive than bud or coors
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theplatypus wrote:What's everyone's favorite mass produced beer?

Like if you're a real shitty party and they don't have the thick-horned beardy stuff
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regular coors with mexican food
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*Coors. I agree with the sentiment though, Argo.

Actually, Modelo Especial is my go-to macro beer. Might be a regional thing.
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theplatypus wrote:What's everyone's favorite mass produced beer?

Like if you're a real shitty party and they don't have the thick-horned beardy stuff
All the Mexican beers (or that style) are fine by me: Modelo, Tecate, Dos XX. Miller Lite is the absolute worst and I have no idea how people drink it. It's probably the only beer I'll flat out refuse.

And I forgot our local cheap beer, Lone Star, which I'm probably handed somewhere for free at least once a week.
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Bi_3 wrote:
theplatypus wrote:What's everyone's favorite mass produced beer?

Like if you're a real shitty party and they don't have the thick-horned beardy stuff
Miller Lite. It's less offensive than bud or coors
If I'm at a shitty dive bar for darts or something that has no selection I'll go with PBR if I can get it. But if it's down to the bud/coors/miller trio I go with a Miller Lite.
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i miss beer :( ..the last one was last september 3rd.....hopefully soon
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I'd take a Narragansett too if they had it. But that's more regional.
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I see how it is... I ask a question get bottom paged and everyone ignores it. Platy asks basically the same thing and sparks the convo. I hate being bottom paged :(

So way back on page 163 I asked this:
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washing machine wrote:Are the craft beer communities on your local Facebook and .orgs as pedantic and fussy as the ones in my neck of the woods?

A local brewery that consistently makes some of the best IPA in Texas recently had a printer issue with their bottling line and about half a batch of beer didn't get the bottling dates printed on it. I certainly understand the need for dates, but the outcry about this issue was ten club level bitching. I honestly feel like these beer nerds would prefer the brewery not even stock the undated beer on grocery store shelves.
Yeah I can't deal with this level of preciousness and bitching. I like my beer to be good quality and served in a glass, and that's really all I give a shit about.
I obviously agree with this, but I don't mind the "cheap" beers sometimes. I'm not above drinking a Coors or a Miller Lite or Yuengling Light, or something similar. Sometimes I like cheap and easy, especially if the quantity is gonna be high. Those beers fit that purpose just fine.

I think we've talked about this before, but what is everyone's favorite cheap beer? Got any acceptable local cheap brews? Like around here we can get National Bohemian (Natty Bo). It's not great or anything, but I'd get it over a Bud.
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Orpheus wrote:And I forgot our local cheap beer, Lone Star, which I'm probably handed somewhere for free at least once a week.
Buffalo Bayou's original tap handle slogan for Sam's Daily was "The National Beer of Texas not owned by Russians." Lone Star sent them a cease and desist. True Story.

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