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verb_to_trust wrote:So Rose's AWOL stint apparently cost him about $200k. That's a chunk of change.
Probably about 10 percent of his next contract. :lol:
His ego won't allow it but could you imagine him as the PG off the bench for a team like Cleveland at 20 mins a night? The Nets will probably end up maxing him or something.
Gotta love the Nets.
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The free agent guard class next season is ass. With all the money teams are going to have there will surely be some really dumb deals.
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verb_to_trust wrote:The free agent guard class next season is ass. With all the money teams are going to have there will surely be some really dumb deals.
The draft has a lot of good PGs apparently. I think most teams are probably happy with their PGs (besides the Kings).
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PG has become such a saturated position. Even guys like Embiid want to be PGs.
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Worst PG situations in the league in no particular order:

Sixers
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Verb who is number 6 on the Bulls and why don't they pass him the ball when he's all alone under the basket?
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Big Chris? He only scores on putbacks and the occasional pick and roll crash to the hoop.
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He's had great position a couple times and they look him off. Wasn't sure if they were being selfish or if he didn't have post game.
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He rarely scores back to the basket. I like the guy though. Felicio also sounds a lot like Fellatio.
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This area 21 thing TNT is trying to do with KG isn't working.
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verb_to_trust wrote:This area 21 thing TNT is trying to do with KG isn't working.
Just replace Shaq with KG.
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verb_to_trust wrote:This area 21 thing TNT is trying to do with KG isn't working.
Just replace Shaq with KG.
I've never liked KG. I miss Webber. He was funnier and more insightful than Shaq. All Shaq does is fake beef with Chuck and mumble.
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Felicio should make Lopez expendable. He and Gibson should be able to handle 48 minutes at center.
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Fellatio isn't in the kind of shape you'd need him to be in for that to work. I think he likes to eat.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Fellatio isn't in the kind of shape you'd need him to be in for that to work. I think he likes to eat.
he loves his pastels. give him a break.
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Adam Silver: Millenials have short attention spans, so we might have to shorten games.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Fellatio isn't in the kind of shape you'd need him to be in for that to work. I think he likes to eat.
he loves his pastels. give him a break.
I love the guy. I blame Fred for not feeding him an Ames, Iowa diet of sweet corn and free range eggs.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Fellatio isn't in the kind of shape you'd need him to be in for that to work. I think he likes to eat.
he loves his pastels. give him a break.
I love the guy. I blame Fred for not feeding him an Ames, Iowa diet of sweet corn and free range eggs.
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Him and Noah had some pretty funny exchanges last night. Towards the end of the game Noah was talking shit next to him during some free throws and Big Chris had that exact same look on his face.
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A lot of guys were laughing last night. Taj, Noah, Melo, Wade were all yucking it up.

2 things i thought of to speed the game up a bit.

1) have another ball ready under the hoop in the event that after a basket is made the ball dribbles away.

2) On clear intentional fouls to stop a fast break, have the ref continue play until possession changes or a basket is made before blowing the whistle. Just like they do in hockey.
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