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verb_to_trust wrote:I'd rather watch every second of Marcin Gortat court time than even a glance at Draymonds face.
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Dwyane Wade: Accept it, we suck. But I'm still getting paid more than Pat Riley would have paid me, so I'm good.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Dwyane Wade: Accept it, we suck. But I'm still getting paid more than Pat Riley would have paid me, so I'm good.
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Melo has boobs. You can't expect a guy with boobs to lead you out of the type of mess the Knicks are in.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Melo has boobs. You can't expect a guy with boobs to lead you out of the type of mess the Knicks are in.
He's kind of a skinny fat. A real shmedium.
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Embiid played well again. Sixers fans chanting trust the process at the end of the game tonight was great.
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Rose shit on Isaiah tonight.
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JVG is already starting triple double watch on Russ because 'isnt that what the NBA is about now?' lol
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Every time that fucking dork curry dribbles the ball up chewing on his mouth guard should be a technical foul.
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Now we have to listen to these guys mention Klay as DPOY and one of the best defenders in the league? Stfu
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Steph has regressed to his career mean and turns 30 next season. He's over.
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Russ just took like five steps in backcourt after a Warriors make. Shaqtin.
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Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
He's no Jimmy Butler.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
He's no Jimmy Butler.
He's 10 Jimmy butlers. If it weren't for Westbrook's stat hunting KD would be 2nd behind Harden in MVP right now. Pretty impressive he can be both a complete coward and play dominant basketball. God has been good to him.
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verb_to_trust wrote:Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
He's no Jimmy Butler.
He's 10 Jimmy butlers. If it weren't for Westbrook's stat hunting KD would be 2nd behind Harden in MVP right now. Pretty impressive he can be both a complete coward and play dominant basketball. God has been good to him.
KD is good. His defense has been the most impressive thing to me watching him this season.
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I wish when he played the 4 teams would try to bang with him more down low. He's still pretty weak in terms of his build.
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verb_to_trust wrote:I wish when he played the 4 teams would try to bang with him more down low. He's still pretty weak in terms of his build.
Yeah, he's not a good screen setter either. Warriors would likely have West, ZaZa, and/or Green to match up against any bruising 5s. Not a ton of teams have bulky 3s or 4s to expose Durant.
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Russ promised to eliminate ZaZa so he won't be an option. Maybe they can bring back Andrew Bogoat, goat of the illegal screen?
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verb_to_trust wrote:Russ promised to eliminate ZaZa so he won't be an option. Maybe they can bring back Andrew Bogoat, goat of the illegal screen?
I think ZaZa eliminated Russ there.
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