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Dwyane Wade: Accept it, we suck. But I'm still getting paid more than Pat Riley would have paid me, so I'm good.
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8th seed!verb_to_trust wrote:Dwyane Wade: Accept it, we suck. But I'm still getting paid more than Pat Riley would have paid me, so I'm good.
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Melo has boobs. You can't expect a guy with boobs to lead you out of the type of mess the Knicks are in.
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He's kind of a skinny fat. A real shmedium.verb_to_trust wrote:Melo has boobs. You can't expect a guy with boobs to lead you out of the type of mess the Knicks are in.
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Embiid played well again. Sixers fans chanting trust the process at the end of the game tonight was great.
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JVG is already starting triple double watch on Russ because 'isnt that what the NBA is about now?' lol
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Every time that fucking dork curry dribbles the ball up chewing on his mouth guard should be a technical foul.
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Now we have to listen to these guys mention Klay as DPOY and one of the best defenders in the league? Stfu
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Steph has regressed to his career mean and turns 30 next season. He's over.
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Russ just took like five steps in backcourt after a Warriors make. Shaqtin.
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Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
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He's no Jimmy Butler.verb_to_trust wrote:Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
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He's 10 Jimmy butlers. If it weren't for Westbrook's stat hunting KD would be 2nd behind Harden in MVP right now. Pretty impressive he can be both a complete coward and play dominant basketball. God has been good to him.Monkey_Driven wrote:He's no Jimmy Butler.verb_to_trust wrote:Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
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KD is good. His defense has been the most impressive thing to me watching him this season.verb_to_trust wrote:He's 10 Jimmy butlers. If it weren't for Westbrook's stat hunting KD would be 2nd behind Harden in MVP right now. Pretty impressive he can be both a complete coward and play dominant basketball. God has been good to him.Monkey_Driven wrote:He's no Jimmy Butler.verb_to_trust wrote:Durant is just from another planet compared to all these other guys, including a certain two time MVP on his own team. The difference between him and literally anyone else on the floor is jarring.
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I wish when he played the 4 teams would try to bang with him more down low. He's still pretty weak in terms of his build.
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Yeah, he's not a good screen setter either. Warriors would likely have West, ZaZa, and/or Green to match up against any bruising 5s. Not a ton of teams have bulky 3s or 4s to expose Durant.verb_to_trust wrote:I wish when he played the 4 teams would try to bang with him more down low. He's still pretty weak in terms of his build.
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Russ promised to eliminate ZaZa so he won't be an option. Maybe they can bring back Andrew Bogoat, goat of the illegal screen?
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I think ZaZa eliminated Russ there.verb_to_trust wrote:Russ promised to eliminate ZaZa so he won't be an option. Maybe they can bring back Andrew Bogoat, goat of the illegal screen?