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The worst Patriots fans I know on FB are posting stuff like this (I'm paraphrasing):
Fans: Hey, Roger, if you come to Foxboro we are going to cut off your dick and then eat your dick and then shit out your dick and then make you eat the shit that's made out of your dick and then after you shit we're gonna make your kids watch while we eat the shit that was made out of the shit that was made out of your dick.

News: Goodell not coming to Foxboro

Fans: Why won't he come here?
And these are actual things I've seen on FB:

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Green Habit wrote:
Self wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Self wrote:Donut shop bets are fun, but I wish Roger would show up. My feelings are broken.
I wonder how many Raiders home games Pete Rozelle attended back in the day when he was regularly feuding and being sued by Al Davis. There would probably have been no venue more dangerous than that.
Yeah. All that's gonna happen in Foxboro is a buncha boos. Deafening boos, but still.

I like that he won't go. It's starting to border on an admission of guilt.
And it's not like most Pats fans in attendance would even know he was there. He'd be cloistered away in some skybox (though maybe not the same as Kraft's).
Kraft is still tight with Goodell, he puts on this act for the fans, but the fact is when he had a choice to make he chose allegiance to Goodell, not Brady.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
numbers wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Peeps wrote:Kane's Donut shop in Boston have served up a wager, which we are more than happy to take. When the Steelers beat the Patriots in Sunday's AFC Championship game Kane's will have to make some donuts while donning a Steeler jersey. Although we know it's a reach, if the Patriots would somehow come away victorious I will film myself, in a Patriots jersey, making donuts. In addition, the victor will receive a dozen donuts from the losing bakery. We here at Mac's applaud independent shops like Kane's, who have been at for 63 years. That being said, we can't wait to taste their donuts after the Steelers kick the Pat's butts on Sunday. We predict that Boston Harbor will be filled with the tears of Patriots fans, while we here in the 'Burgh make preparations for the Super bowl. Video's are forthcoming as soon as Antonio Brown gives me my phone back.
About the level of literacy I expected from Pittsburgh.
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Ruddo, you know I love you, but Boston is where people from all over the globe go to get educated.
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numbers wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Self wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Self wrote:Donut shop bets are fun, but I wish Roger would show up. My feelings are broken.
I wonder how many Raiders home games Pete Rozelle attended back in the day when he was regularly feuding and being sued by Al Davis. There would probably have been no venue more dangerous than that.
Yeah. All that's gonna happen in Foxboro is a buncha boos. Deafening boos, but still.

I like that he won't go. It's starting to border on an admission of guilt.
And it's not like most Pats fans in attendance would even know he was there. He'd be cloistered away in some skybox (though maybe not the same as Kraft's).
Kraft is still tight with Goodell, he puts on this act for the fans, but the fact is when he had a choice to make he chose allegiance to Goodell, not Brady.
I guess a piece of him would like to go after Goodell, but he also knows that going full Al Davis isn't a wise thing to do. Best to leave the lawsuits to the players.
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Green Habit wrote:
numbers wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Self wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Self wrote:Donut shop bets are fun, but I wish Roger would show up. My feelings are broken.
I wonder how many Raiders home games Pete Rozelle attended back in the day when he was regularly feuding and being sued by Al Davis. There would probably have been no venue more dangerous than that.
Yeah. All that's gonna happen in Foxboro is a buncha boos. Deafening boos, but still.

I like that he won't go. It's starting to border on an admission of guilt.
And it's not like most Pats fans in attendance would even know he was there. He'd be cloistered away in some skybox (though maybe not the same as Kraft's).
Kraft is still tight with Goodell, he puts on this act for the fans, but the fact is when he had a choice to make he chose allegiance to Goodell, not Brady.
I guess a piece of him would like to go after Goodell, but he also knows that going full Al Davis isn't a wise thing to do. Best to leave the lawsuits to the players.
Yeah, I understand why he did it but I hate this narrative that has been spun where Kraft had Brady's back, or that Kraft and Goodell are at odds.
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Will it jinx the Patriots if I j o to Tom Brady tonight? Should I wait until they win the super bowl?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Will it jinx the Patriots if I j o to Tom Brady tonight? Should I wait until they win the super bowl?
Nothing can jinx the Patriots, Ruddo.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Will it jinx the Patriots if I j o to Tom Brady tonight? Should I wait until they win the super bowl?
Nothing can jinx the Patriots, Ruddo.
Actually, when BB wears a red hoodie it's pretty much a lock that they lose.
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numbers wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Will it jinx the Patriots if I j o to Tom Brady tonight? Should I wait until they win the super bowl?
Nothing can jinx the Patriots, Ruddo.
Actually, when BB wears a red hoodie it's pretty much a lock that they lose.
I'm gonna need Spicer to weigh in on this.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
numbers wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Will it jinx the Patriots if I j o to Tom Brady tonight? Should I wait until they win the super bowl?
Nothing can jinx the Patriots, Ruddo.
Actually, when BB wears a red hoodie it's pretty much a lock that they lose.
I'm gonna need Spicer to weigh in on this.
He is busy denying the existence of the ideal gas law.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
numbers wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Will it jinx the Patriots if I j o to Tom Brady tonight? Should I wait until they win the super bowl?
Nothing can jinx the Patriots, Ruddo.
Actually, when BB wears a red hoodie it's pretty much a lock that they lose.
I'm gonna need Spicer to weigh in on this.
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Oh WTF
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numbers wrote: the ideal gas law

nice
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:lol:
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going to be a lot of sad people with red "B" hats the day Brady is gone

enjoy him while you still have him

time flies

might only have another 18 years or so of this left...
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lol at Tony Eason in that pic
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Coach wrote:lol at Tony Eason in that pic
I know, throw Bledsoe a bone man.
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yeah, especially before his CTE becomes full-blown and he is incarcerated after an 18-hour standoff with SWAT at the Bend, Oregon 7-11
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