Super Bowl LI: Belichick vs. Dimitroff/Pioli

[96583UP]

Kyle Shanahan putting his great coaching judgement on display tonight

6 minutes left and you have a double-digit lead

it's 3rd and short

you are in your own half

you have a 5+ yard per carry rushing average so far

why run and kill clock and protect the ball when you can drop back to pass ? turnover on your own 25. classy

then when you get the ball back and are in FG range still with an 8-point lead: why run and kill clock and protect the ball and kick a FG when you can drop back to pass and risk a sack and a holding penalty that pushes you out of FG range? And then follow it with a pass and run out of bounds; and then throw an incomplete pass in order to KEEP MORE CLOCK ON THE BOARD FOR TOM BRADY.

why do any of those things

Biggest bitchass award goes to Kyle Shanahan; for being a bitchass.

Dan Quinn gets the finger in the asshole award for most wasteful use of timeouts in the second half of a superbowl

Willy McGinest gets the pinkslip award for dropping 32 F-bombs on camera while walking the Lombardi trophy down the aisle to the podium.

Michael Strahan gets the WTF are you doing here award for taking the trophy from mcGinest and carrying it through a sea of Patriots players to complete the second leg of the journey to the podium.

Goodell gets the GFY award for having to hand the trophy to the Patriots and get Booooooed like the motherfucker he is. At least he has his $40MM per year to go home to.

Loved every minute of this

who would have thought this 0-0 snoozer would metastasize into such an irregularly glorious beast

[---]

RISE UP, etc

[lennytheweedwhacker]

tom brady...that guy f*cks

[Electromatic]

Kyle Shanahan putting his great coaching judgement on display tonight

6 minutes left and you have a double-digit lead

it's 3rd and short

you are in your own half

you have a 5+ yard per carry rushing average so far

why run and kill clock and protect the ball when you can drop back to pass ? turnover on your own 25. classy

then when you get the ball back and are in FG range still with an 8-point lead: why run and kill clock and protect the ball and kick a FG when you can drop back to pass and risk a sack and a holding penalty that pushes you out of FG range? And then follow it with a pass and run out of bounds; and then throw an incomplete pass in order to KEEP MORE CLOCK ON THE BOARD FOR TOM BRADY.

why do any of those things

Biggest bitchass award goes to Kyle Shanahan; for being a bitchass.

Dan Quinn gets the finger in the asshole award for most wasteful use of timeouts in the second half of a superbowl

Willy McGinest gets the pinkslip award for dropping 32 F-bombs on camera while walking the Lombardi trophy down the aisle to the podium.

Michael Strahan gets the WTF are you doing here award for taking the trophy from mcGinest and carrying it through a sea of Patriots players to complete the second leg of the journey to the podium.

Goodell gets the GFY award for having to hand the trophy to the Patriots and get Booooooed like the motherfucker he is. At least he has his $40MM per year to go home to.

Loved every minute of this

who would have thought this 0-0 snoozer would metastasize into such an irregularly glorious beast

He was hired by the stupidest owner in sports what did you expect?

[Kaius]

Brady looking sexy.

hahaha

Jk he fugly

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Brady looking sexy.

hahaha

Jk he fugly

better looking than you (but u r pretty cute)

[Kaius]

Brady looking sexy.

hahaha

Jk he fugly

better looking than you (but u r pretty cute)

Not interested, Mr. MVP. This is one catch you won't make.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Brady looking sexy.

hahaha

Jk he fugly

better looking than you (but u r pretty cute)

Not interested, Mr. MVP. This is one catch you won't make.

what is your ideal man?

[BurtReynolds]

Didn't really care about either team, I just wanted to see Goodell hand the trophy to the Pats.

[daft twat]

As a Vikings fan, I had no skin in the game. Except I got to see the GOAT solidify his status. No one will ever hit 5 again in this league.

[Kaius]

Brady looking sexy.

hahaha

Jk he fugly

better looking than you (but u r pretty cute)

Not interested, Mr. MVP. This is one catch you won't make.

what is your ideal man?

[---]

No one will ever hit 5 again in this league.

[verb_to_trust]

That Mr clean commercial really turned me on

[Kaius]

No one will ever hit 5 again in this league.

triggered

[lennytheweedwhacker]

how about when olivia munn saw that teenager's weiner?

[Simple Torture]

That Mr clean commercial really turned me on

His pecs are fake.

[---]

atlanta's too good not to be back in a similar place over the next few years

[Simple Torture]

atlanta's too good not to be back in a similar place over the next few years

You think they can make it past the Garoppolo-helmed 49ers and the Romo-helmed Bears?

[---]

atlanta's too good not to be back in a similar place over the next few years

You think they can make it past the Garoppolo-helmed 49ers and the Romo-helmed Bears?

their main challenge is that front-running and choking are so firmly embedded in the DNA of atlanta franchises that they'll have to overcome themselves first

[verb_to_trust]

MVP Matt Ryan isn't going to win anything