Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

What about going totally bonkers with casting Batman? Like Michael Keaton unconventional but x 100. Like, what about Will Ferrell as Batman? Or Kyle Mooney?

I would be way into a subversive, off-the-wall take on the franchise...But doesn't the new Lego movie sort of accomplish that?

I don't recognize Lego movies.

How about John Leguizamo? He'd be an amazing Batman!

[VinylGuy]

What about going totally bonkers with casting Batman? Like Michael Keaton unconventional but x 100. Like, what about Will Ferrell as Batman? Or Kyle Mooney?

Kurt Russell or Keanu.

[epilogue]

What about going totally bonkers with casting Batman? Like Michael Keaton unconventional but x 100. Like, what about Will Ferrell as Batman? Or Kyle Mooney?

Kurt Russell or Keanu.

You know, if they want to go with "Old Man Batman" (so to speak) I think you could do a lot fucking worse than Kurt Russell. That's a great call.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

Tom Hanks in a Brad Bird-directed Batman romcom.

Change the director to Nancy Meyers and you've got yourself a bargain.

[bada]

I always thought Josh Brolin would make a good Batman.

[epilogue]

I always thought Josh Brolin would make a good Batman.

Yeah, I'd be into that. He's a way better actor than Affleck. Too bad he's tied up for the next decade doing all the Avengers movies.

[epilogue]

Ooh... what if they got.... just hear me out now... Chris O'Donnell? Huh? HUUUUH??!

[bada]

I always thought Josh Brolin would make a good Batman.

Yeah, I'd be into that. He's a way better actor than Affleck. Too bad he's tied up for the next decade doing all the Avengers movies.

I wonder if he has something in his contract that says no DC.

[epilogue]

I always thought Josh Brolin would make a good Batman.

Yeah, I'd be into that. He's a way better actor than Affleck. Too bad he's tied up for the next decade doing all the Avengers movies.

I wonder if he has something in his contract that says no DC.

I always wonder about stuff like that. Seems like they would do that kind of thing but I have no idea.

[dimejinky99]

Get Tom cruise to do it. He could really get into that small man syndrome / insecure psychology batman has.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

I know errybody thinks I hate Tom Cruise. But I actually would love to see his take on Batman. I think it could be fascinating. He has enough action acting experience and a enough personal baggage to bring something sinister and fresh to the role. He'd be much less cerebral than either Keaton or Bale. Much more cock/pelvis than head.

[Jorge]

But he's so short

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Jorge]

God, if it was announced tomorrow that Affleck is to leave the Batman role, that would make the press tour around Justice League so awkward

[bada]

Cranston as Lex would have been a home run.

[bodysnatcher]

Tom Cruise would make a better Joker. Dat laugh.

[epilogue]

Tom Cruise would make a better Joker. Dat laugh.

Maybe they should cast him as both Batman AND Joker. That would be pretty fucking rad.