The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

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Uh...that's kind of the point.
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I can't believe they left it off Binaural.
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i wonder if the Drumpenführer uses his unsecured android device to whack off in the lincoln bedroom

he's there all week alone

wife is not there in the evenings....

or does his TV get all the premium channels for free, including Cinemax? it is the white house, after all.

maybe there is a special secured PC from which he can access pornography?

or did Clinton leave him a treasure map to his secret stash of skin mags?
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theplatypus wrote:I can't believe they left it off Binaural.
"My rivals are pulling these insignificant rallies and their grievances out of thin air; sad! Nothing is as it seems with the MSM, they'll soon forget of the girl whom I beat to get here, since my electoral college victory was light years ahead of what anyone predicted. Fake news is all sleight of hand, we'll be parting ways with those losers soon. Evacuation!"
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Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I can't believe they left it off Binaural.
"My rivals are pulling these insignificant rallies and their grievances out of thin air; sad! Nothing is as it seems with the MSM, they'll soon forget of the girl whom I beat to get here, since my electoral college victory was light years ahead of what anyone predicted. Fake news is all sleight of hand, we'll be parting ways with those losers soon. Evacuation!"
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theplatypus wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:I can't believe they left it off Binaural.
"My rivals are pulling these insignificant rallies and their grievances out of thin air; sad! Nothing is as it seems with the MSM, they'll soon forget of the girl whom I beat to get here, since my electoral college victory was light years ahead of what anyone predicted. Fake news is all sleight of hand, we'll be parting ways with those losers soon. Evacuation!"
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Weren't supposed to crack 220.
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I heard on Morning Edition today that more than a few of these hispanics that we're trying to send back to Mexico aren't even Mexican and that the Mexican government is going to start making the US government prove that the people they're trying to deport are actually FROM Mexico. Another strike against Mexico for Trump.
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NYT: Fight Erupts in Trump Administration Over Transgender Students’ Rights

WASHINGTON — A fight over a draft order that would rescind protections for transgender students in public schools has erupted inside the Trump administration, pitting Attorney General Jeff Sessions against the secretary of education, Betsy DeVos.

Ms. DeVos initially resisted signing off on the order and told President Trump that she was uncomfortable with it, according to three Republicans with direct knowledge of the internal discussions. The order would reverse the directives put in place last year by the Obama administration to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms of their choice.

Mr. Sessions, who strongly opposes expanding gay, lesbian and transgender rights, fought Ms. DeVos on the issue and pressed her to relent because he could not go forward without her consent. The order must come from the Justice and Education Departments.
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McParadigm wrote:NYT: Fight Erupts in Trump Administration Over Transgender Students’ Rights

WASHINGTON — A fight over a draft order that would rescind protections for transgender students in public schools has erupted inside the Trump administration, pitting Attorney General Jeff Sessions against the secretary of education, Betsy DeVos.

Ms. DeVos initially resisted signing off on the order and told President Trump that she was uncomfortable with it, according to three Republicans with direct knowledge of the internal discussions. The order would reverse the directives put in place last year by the Obama administration to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms of their choice.

Mr. Sessions, who strongly opposes expanding gay, lesbian and transgender rights, fought Ms. DeVos on the issue and pressed her to relent because he could not go forward without her consent. The order must come from the Justice and Education Departments.
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is it true that she was told to stand down or resign?
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wease wrote:
McParadigm wrote:NYT: Fight Erupts in Trump Administration Over Transgender Students’ Rights

WASHINGTON — A fight over a draft order that would rescind protections for transgender students in public schools has erupted inside the Trump administration, pitting Attorney General Jeff Sessions against the secretary of education, Betsy DeVos.

Ms. DeVos initially resisted signing off on the order and told President Trump that she was uncomfortable with it, according to three Republicans with direct knowledge of the internal discussions. The order would reverse the directives put in place last year by the Obama administration to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms of their choice.

Mr. Sessions, who strongly opposes expanding gay, lesbian and transgender rights, fought Ms. DeVos on the issue and pressed her to relent because he could not go forward without her consent. The order must come from the Justice and Education Departments.
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doug rr wrote:is it true that she was told to stand down or resign?
Hadn't seen that but it's not the worlds worst stratagem to try and make it look like a virtuous debate over a contentious issue while kicking her ignorant ass out the door. They both save a bit of face in that scenario.
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McParadigm wrote:Image
C'mon, white guys...
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Dscans wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Image
C'mon, white guys...
*old white guys
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Dscans wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Image
C'mon, white guys...
Below 40 with independents.

Speaking of shifting ground:
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